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Meme of the absolutely colossal Ever Given ship grounded with a huge excavator that looks tiny working valiantly to try to dig it out, tiny scoop by tiny scoop. Text on the ship says “You are not obligated to complete the work”. Text lower down by the backhoe reads, “But neither are you free to desist from it.”

This Pirkei Avot quote helps me feel a little less like I have to solve everything (it’s literally been thousands of years of people feeling overwhelmed!) and it cracked me up when someone stuck it on the pics of the tiny backhoe trying to dig out the EverGiven ship when it got stuck.

Leading Candidate for the [Mutton] Piesman

Screenshot of the prices for the 30 year old Balvenie ($4900) and 40 year old Balvenie ($8500) from the Montgomery County MD liquor stores

Yeah I enjoy the occasional ration of the old aqua vitae but not this much

This is an extremely local “dads of a certain” age exchange lol

That’s a steal. Our county liquor stores apparently have a few bottles of 40 year old Balvenie priced at $8500 a pop

He's dissolving Ohio State University

No butter now for a start. I’m glad they’re successful enough to have centralized prep work for the yogurt sauce and bread but it’s just not what it used to be

My niche reaction is that’s just not been the same since they stopped making the bread on site just in time

something to be said for trump's effectiveness at fucking over literally all his major voting demographics at once. i didnt think he'd hit the rural EV/electricity haters so hard

Well it went from being a primary area of bipartisan consensus between right and left to being secondary to Islamophobia in that role

“Mother, I got the most unusual tattoo while I was soldiering abroad, would you like to see? Don’t you think the lads at the oyster farm will admire it? Oh, I do hope they will, mother, the needle was ever so painful.”

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Take time to enjoy the little things.

Another in the ‘Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my crawlspace
I’m John Wayne Gacy

besides the point I know, but having moved away from LA in 1992, my immediate reaction was goodness Zev's aged a bit -and I shall not be pursuing that line of thought any further.

Illustration of the Toast Rack building in Manchester

New in - The Toast Rack.

The Hollings Building is a Manchester brutalist icon and now you can have it on your wall.
Available as a print and a greeting card.

www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/brutalist-co...

probably something close to what you're doing which is deep breathing and cues when to be kind

The reason I do not fall for scams as an adult is because I was innoculated with a weak strain of scam as a child.

apparently they saw the tropes about pedos and abusers approaching kids from vans with candy or ice cream and decided they'd lean into their inner talents.

every part of that documentary that involved British and Australian cricketers whining because they didn't like getting their own medicine (in family size doses) is extremely entertaining.

he would have been in his early 60s at the time & this was a wild new idea to him, partly because his self-absorption has rarely progressed to self-criticism

ages ago, I remember talking to my father in law about something similar and saying that the challenge of parenting esp our older daughter was that the things that irritated me most about her were the things that irritated me most about myself. Devastating.

tottenham hotspur manager brian kelly

happy friday friends stay safe

Combining the British people’s love and respect for Kemi Badenoch with their enthusiasm about Donald Trump and his Iran war: no party is doing it like them right now

I have to admit my interest in seeing Scotland play in person plummeted with games in Foxboro. Seattle and Vancouver would have been pretty ideal, I might have gone just to hang out, but…

Napoleon low key the funniest guy in European history because he was like “what if I promoted officers based on how good they were at army and recruited troops who actually liked my country“ and it was basically the same as unleashing Godzilla.

You’d think that they’d run the train for getting people to and from the stadium, but who knows. I don’t think they’ve resolved that funding conflict yet

That’s very kind of you, but rumor has it my wife’s cousin and her family would put me up if it came to that

It looks like a bargain if you put the receipt next to the ones for the ticket