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When I’m even poorer at least I’ll know it is morally right that I am being empoverished 😃👍.
Fakta 1: Elon Musk kjøpte Donald Trump og Republikanerne for $300 millioner dollar.
Fakta 2: Oljefondet er verdt 1.9 billioner dollar.
Forslag: bruk en nittende del av oljefondet for å kjøpe opp Demokratene for å gjøre generelle forbedringer på jorden. Hvis Israel kan gjøre det hvorfor ikke Norge?
4 cans of Guinness, watched the scum go out of Europe on penalties at home and ate a fat stack of American style pancakes with vanilla ice cream and maple syrup. This night has been peak.
The trouble with gen z is that they weren't there. They didn't fight in the war as my generation nearly did. They have no recollection of those halcyon days, the '90s, when our glorious British streets were paved with white dog poo. The name Keith Chegwin means nothing to them.
Is it illegal to NOT buy a Tesla in the US now? Also who are these 'radical left lunatics' supposed to be colluding with?
I finally got around to asking my mum for her mega-garlicy hummus recipe 🧄🧄🧄 and I just got transported back to my childhood, a world of tahini goodness ☺️. So much better than the relatively awful hummus sold in Norwegian supermarkets (which often doesn't even contain tahini 😰).
There are far too many libs on Bluesky. Where are my fellow schizo-leftoids?
googling list of American sandwiches and discussing with my partner
Meanwhile Listhaug og sine tilhengere tar til ordet for å kjøpe fregatter og annet utstyr fra USA 👌.
Fikk nylig stemmerett så skal stemme på det partiet der jeg er medlem - Rødt.
my condolences
reposting to save for later (when im sober)
Jeg er hjemme alene da partneren min er i Oslo, Death By Unga Bunga har sluppet et nytt album, jeg har 4 Guinness + 4 grapefruit seltzere og Man City skal spille (les: tape) mot Real Madrid i Champions League. 10/10 kveld 👌.
Who me? Heh, I don’t even care if people like pineapple on pizza or not 🤔. I guess I’m just above that sort of thing 😏.
Helt tilfeldig kjøpte jeg memoarene til Jens Stoltenberg noen dager etter jul, noe jeg holder på med å lese for tida. Litt gøy at han har blitt statsmini… Unnskyld, FINANSminister på nytt.
Why does Facebook keep showing me pictures of the Wehrmacht and SS doing normal things like making a fire or having a beer? Like all the fucking time... Is Facebook trying to normalise Nazism or is this just my algorithm mistakenly thinking I am a nazi?
Call me Sleep-3PO the way I’m wired up to analyse the quality of my slumber.
#FatFuckFriday #SleepApnea
alle sammen, før han eier seg selv (sepuku)
tbf Trædal eid Ness så jævlig hardt at det var verdt det
Har du forlatt X helt nå?
De ser godt ut! Minner meg om når mammaen min pleide å mekke sammen noen jam tarts av deigrestene og syltetøy når hun lagde pie ☺️👍.
Oof, I cringed reading that.
It’s not that the Democrats ‘didn’t do enough on Gaza’ as you so generously put it, they played an active part in the genocide… Or do you think supplying arms, intelligence and diplomatic cover to a state carrying out a genocide is something other than complicity?
Hvilke ekstreme meninger har du sett/hørt på Palestina-demo?
Gå opp til den nye kirken (kikk på den gamle kirken fra 1300-tallet som er rett ved) og gå en tur rundt gårdene bak kirken (tar cirka en time), se bildet 👇. Veldig fin tur.
Ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about a hyrax.
I can't imagine what it must feel like, solidarity!
Er ikke Nikolai Tangen Elon’s bestevenn her i landet? Han kan kanskje spørre Musk om han er selverklært Nazi på tomannshånd på det neste middagselskapet de skal ha.