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THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS ROOTING FOR ME

Heroes (David Bowie acoustic cover) YouTube video by Half a Person

from the archives: because what the hell anymore:

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BREAKING: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has died during a scheduled rhinoplasty. she was 54. according to the hospital staff, dogs disguised as a surgical team mauled Noem, later found foaming at the mouth. Noem leaves behind Corey Lewandowski, who deserves to be left behind anyway.

omg hi ty ily

lol idk what this means

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THANK YOU

hahaha DONUT DIE ON ME

YAY THANK YOU ABBY

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yayyy we get to celebrate soon

YAYER

so fucking excited to be able to walk without crippling pain again

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a woman in blue n95 mask and a blue dress with xray equipment behind her

got approved for a new hip today and i’ve been trying to get this done since 2021 so like BIG DEAL. huge. surgery scheduled the week after my bday - best present ever 🦿

yesss so good

those unbothered by these atrocities have this relentlesss attitude of “it won’t happen to me” and that speaks loudly to the privilege of those who have no self-awareness. it can and will happen to anyone and everyone because the pedophile in the White House will do anything to not rot in prison

I Continue To Know What You Did Last Summer

these are waterproof but not water resistant whatever that means. they were $40 online and if I die getting electrocuted by headphones dancing in a pool, then I will die happy

LOL

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today’s workout brought to you by: mistakes were made and it won’t let me download the video w sound since I made it in ig and idk what’s gonna be the workaround now 🤔

it’s awful

I just wrote a huge thing about ashley being super broken and needing more self work bc of the confessional before the wedding but yay for her saying what she said at the alter and lol at “it is a no for me today”

was hoping this apps version of
tiktok/reels would take off, but it hasn’t. def will still post them here though

yes of course

Gemini told him to commit an act of terrorism at the Miami airport to intercept a delivery of a large humanoid robot body for it, telling him to "to stage a “catastrophic accident”, with the goal of “ensuring complete destruction of the transport vehicle … all digital records and witnesses"

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against your better judgment, I am back in instagram. follow if you want all the pool dancing reels (and usually stories filled with leftist curated news and social justice issues).

SAME NAME different channel.