Andrea

Shit getting real now.

POLLEN BASTARDS are out in force 🌳💨.

R.I.P. Val. 🖤

Do it!

Watch Adolescence | Netflix Official Site When a 13-year-old is accused of the murder of a classmate, his family, therapist and the detective in charge are all left asking: what really happened?

Another mind blowing performance from Stephen Graham. Brilliant from start to finish - story, cast, production. I even had a little cry.

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Phwooooaaaaaaarrrrrrr

Very wise. Leave the shirt at home.

How’s the diet going?

French Senator Claude Malhuret:

"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Celebrating abolishing DE&I policies 🤬

If you’re unfortunately served by Thames Water please check your billing details. They’d changed me to paying annually, without my knowledge, and expected to take £800 from my account on 1 April. Fools.

Good luck 🤞🏼

Have you got a realistic target? With 9 days to go I’d be in the ‘fuck it, it’s too late’ category.

You know when a man chooses 🎶 do you think I’m sexy 🎶 at karaoke it’s going to be a fucking disaster right? Just witnessed a fella die of embarrassment on Greek Street. Send Vera/Rebus/Lewis/Poirot…

What a stat.

That time of year again…

I see Kendrick’s rattled the Daily Hate. 🙌🏽

I’d swap the dog in for one of them.

She’s part of the Young collective of musicians, artists and writers. She’s a singer, dancer, filmmaker… multi-dimensional creative.

I think it’s a grower, I’ve been playing it all week. Is it your vibe?

Very much into the new FKA Twigs album. Can only imagine how incredible the pre-launch rave was. She’s brilliant.

Good luck Fab. Sorry I didn’t put my arm around you too but clearly the whole thing was weird as fuck and I hate photos. #pusb

Indefensible.

David Beckham is modelling in his pants again. Will he not think of his fellow middle-aged men? His bronzed torso is ridiculously ripped – and will, once again, cause a shift in the acceptable minimum standards for the male physique

Jeez Beckham’s in good nick eh? Easier when you don’t have a job and have millions in the bank. But still.

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Good? Yes, a green smoothie. Satisfying? Not so much.

BREAKING: We’re outside Rachel Reeves' big speech announcing support for a third runway at Heathrow to remind her of a basic fact: there’s no growth on a dead planet.

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Yeah Rach, more carbon’s just what we need to kick start the economy. Fucking moron.

Only the Sky montage so far, building up to tonight’s big reveal.

I have tickets next month. No spoilers please (or shall I mute you?)

Is Scott Parker the worst dressed footie manager? Admittedly it’s a low bar but I sometimes wonder if he has a fear of mirrors.