wolfgang fuckface

sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"

Guy who only listens to the Goofy version of Monster Mash

ATTENTION @briancgrubb.bsky.social

Didn't think it was possible but Mamdani has unlocked an incredible new level of insane reply-posting, there's just so much shit like this in response to women voting for him

This is the most insane response to a normal post I've ever seen

Having exactly two (2) Cutwater margaritas and grabbing a cop's gun

I think one of the things that's beautiful about The Irishman (2019) is that, once you've seen it a few times, it's a perfect movie to watch two or even three parts over a couple days. You don't lose anything at all, and in fact you may appreciate little details a bit more.

Wetting myself as the army of people dancing in rainbow dragon pajamas advances on me. I aim my only shot in the face of a protestor one foot away that seems to be standing around doing nothing. Bull's-eye 😏 The pee in my pants is warm

Does Frosty the Snowman count as a golem?

Dressing as a Nazi even as a joke used to be so verboten that Always Sunny nearly had an episode pulled in 2005 when they were averaging like 1500 viewers on basic cable. This dude should absolutely be getting banned by every bar he enters and knocked the fuck out by someone before the night ends.

I mean, lol lmao even

Oh for sure, it's just interesting to watch happen in real time

I’m a body language expert for dumb bitches and in the first 18 seconds on mute she looks miserable as she tries to steel herself. I hope her every day is hell and may she be always worried someone pissed in her food.

The volume of consent manufacturing happening in real time re: the NYC mayoral debate is staggering. The main clip making the internet rounds is Mamdani eviscerating a slack-jawed Cuomo on behalf of his many victims, meanwhile every outlet and rag in existence is telling you Cuomo aced the debate.

And we used to be able to watch whole movies in our homes without commercials

We are absolutely not prepared for the depths of the 2026 midterms

The amount of heavy lifting being done by so many people to plausibly justify having a NAZI TATTOO is quite frankly an embarrassing look

Dudes.....rock?

Roundball Rock is a great sports theme but it fails to answer the question of whether or not the performers have been waiting all day to watch the basketball game in question

Did Austin Reaves cut his own hair

Kinda wild that the same people who claim we need to maintain/restore Confederate monuments on the grounds of historical preservation are totally fine with demolishing an entire chunk of the White House

the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes

I'm prepared to face the consequences

This can't be legally binding

All good. We're both fighting the good fight here.

We are entering truly uncharted "snake eating its own tail" levels when it comes to the movie industry