Timeline cleanse:
Baby tapir getting scritches for their itches.
If you want to scritch your very own tapir & you live outside of Central or South America or SE Asia, you'll need to visit a zoo.
But these little guys are (evolutionarily) from around here, in North America. Let's talk about it.
This was probably my favorite of the shows we saw in London in November. Just awe-inducing theatrical magic.
Everythingβs falling apart but I got to feed an okapi today, so itβs not all bad.
Love these guys! π
Look at these cute lil guys!
Tara: This skater is very graceful.
Johnny: Yes, his quintuple squoosh is impressive.
Tara: But I truly can't tell if he's a traitor.
Johnny: Me neither, Tara. Not a clue.
The LA Zoo will be participating in the GBBC with an early morning bird walk for members, but anyone can join from anywhere!
Not really a football fan, but this thread had me at binturong.
South African photographer Wim van den Heever is this year's Wildlife Photographer of the Year, an annual contest run by the Natural History Museum in London. Van den Heever's photo beat out over 60,000 photos submitted from 113 countries. His photograph shows the elusive and endangered brown hyena prowling through an abandoned diamond mining ghost town in Kolmanskoppe, Namibia. WIM VAN DEN HEEVER, WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE YEAR
Winner of last year's Wildlife Photographer of the Year is a gothic masterpiece.
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A brown sloth rests face up on a perch in his habitat, eating a corn cob. His clawed feet are raised in the air, grasping into a branch.
I never get to see Charlie the two-toed sloth awake, but today he was up and munching on a corn cob. Precious!
Two teen girls stand opposite each other. The one on the left has her left arm outstretched and is touching her index finger to the otherβs forehead in a gesture mimicking a new hug invented by a character in the Welcome to Nightvale live show.
Brought my kids to the show tonight too. Here they are hugging. (We all had a blast.)
Oh cool! They sometimes have activations here (basically a tent with a nice lady who has clipboards to sign up and maybe a thank you gift)
The cover of the Winter 2026 issue of Zoo View featuring a chimpanzee mother holding her infant in her arms and a pinecone in her mouth. In the bottom right corner a headline in white letters reads A Great Ape Baby Boom.
In case you need a break from the doom and gloom, hereβs something Iβm proud of. My second issue of the L.A. Zooβs official magazine Zoo View is out this week! You can read the digital version for free here (no paywall!): lazoo.org/join-our-com...
Although I work at the zoo now, I still know a lot of people in entertainment journalism, so let me help you out. If youβre going to use puns in your Primate coverage, remember that chimpanzees are great apes, not monkeys. Youβre welcome.
Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up https://theonion.com/australia-admits-all-those-animals-made-up/
Apparently a Laker walked past me and a co-worker at the zoo today? It was my co-worker who recognized him, obviously. I didnβt get the name.
You will be visited by three spirits
A cartoonish drawing of a skinny orange cat with a tiny Santa hat seeing himself reflected in a red ball ornament. The text beneath it reads βHappy holidays! Eddieβs waiting for you guys!β
My daughter drew this picture of our cat for our relatives as they were deciding whether or not to brave the storm and come over for Christmas.
Fridge is broken, roof is leaking, older cat peeing everywhere but the litter box, and weβre all at some stage of getting over being sick, actually being sick, or starting to feel sick. But at least our Xmas Eve and Xmas Day plans were canceled because of the torrential rain storm. Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Happy Halfway out of the Dark to all who celebrate!
An Irish one I heard recently "He's thicker than the glass at the zoo"
A stall at a Christmas market filled with logs decorated with faces and traditional red hats, known as tΓo nadal in Barcelona.
We discovered tΓo nadal on a trip to Barcelona last year and bought one at a Christmas market. The kids were so excited to see him again this year.
Barista: Can I get a name for the order?
[Music starts]
Snowmeiser: Iβm Mr. White Christmas, Iβm Mr. Snow, Iβm Mr. Icicle, Iβm Mr. 10 Be-
Barista: Dude, I just need something to put on the cup.
The walls change, but everything is very scaled down, so itβs not as impressive.
They do, but fewer lights and they donβt swing as far.
A phone case with shipping labels and a logo of a cartoon back cat with a white mustache carrying a smaller back cat in its mouth.
I used to have this Casetify phone case with a knock-off design!
The Broadway set is so expansive! I saw it at the Walter Kerr back in 2021 and have only seen national tours since. It makes a difference. (The trap door, for one thing.)
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
A chorus line performing One
πΆ One . . . Battle After Another πΆ
Iβm so glad to have a chance to see Merrily We Roll Along via pro shot I didnβt even mind the odd editing and too many close-ups. But I did keep thinking about Lindsay Mendez and Katie Rose Clark playing Elphaba and Glinda (Clark especially), and how Wicked was playing right next door.
