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Garbage Juice

@chillybilly

What's it like to be me? Imagine a thousand people throwing a party inside your head, and you're stuck outside without a ticket.

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I'm so happy that he's healing.

This little fella was attacked by something last month, almost lost an ear and had a nasty gash on his side.

Some good food and rest really helped. His ear is really healing nicely.

05.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how i arrived on bluesky:

04.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I heard an elderly gentleman tell this to a young employee at Walmart as I was checking out.

02.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is buttcheeks spelled with one word or should I spread them apart.

02.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I will never have to get up to go to the bathroom again!!!

02.03.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I will never have to get up to go to the bathroom again!!!

02.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have enough deodorant so I bought these instead.

27.02.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now you can smell like a sweaty, Italian plumber!

27.02.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, someone thought it was a good idea to share these.

That person should be fired.

27.02.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LOL what the actual fuck?

Hahahahaha this straight up looks like something you'd see on some shitty late night show as a skit.

Is that Kratos' cousin, Marv or something?

Wack AF lol.

27.02.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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These are right up @darckcloud723.bsky.social alley

27.02.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guaranteed to work the first time, every time.

26.02.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Starting a new Etsy store selling bath bombs. This is our "Colorful" selection of bath bombs.

26.02.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope Resident Evil: Requiem is better than the shitshow Village was.

God, that game sucked HARD. Literally the worst game in the series. Not even close.

The one where the roided up dude punched a fucking boulder was better.

25.02.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will never understand how someone could play an online, multi-player game by themselves (not in a party) and still leave their headset on.

Turn. It. Off. Nobody wants to hear your music, your farting and burping, your conversations with other people.

Stop being a plague on society.

24.02.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I made real, significant progress this morning. The first time I've had all three in the same room, eating, without killing each other.

24.02.2026 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#PISS

22.02.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2 months piss free!

22.02.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 156 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

bless

22.02.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Listen. I am not a Funko person. At all. They're dumb.

But I had to buy this because Tron was the very first arcade machine I ever owned. (Plus it's one of my favorite arcade games of all time).

21.02.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More like, WACKstation.

19.02.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I need a haircut. And to remember to not do an edible in the middle of the day.

18.02.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The new map in BF6 is chaotically good.

18.02.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How're the TSA lines at the airport?

16.02.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GOTY - 2026. #RomeoisaDeadMan

11.02.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just walked into my daughter's room and noticed she's playing the new OverWatch 2 update, so I said, " why does that game look like cartoon Call of Duty?"

She kicked me out.

11.02.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ten years ago today we shipped Firewatch. I say this every anniversary but it feels both like a lifetime ago and like it was yesterday. Thank you everyone who played it back then or played it today for the first time. Thank you to everyone on the team, Iโ€™m still so proud of what we made.

09.02.2026 12:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3016 ๐Ÿ” 341 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127 ๐Ÿ“Œ 89

Literally my GOTY the year it released, and I will die on the hill. One of the finest video game experiences I have ever had.

09.02.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I mean, who just keeps this stuff?!

09.02.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0