Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the land
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
This is the 15th year of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, which is preposterous. Rules: if you find yourself dealing with unusual / claustrophobic / gaudy sleeping arrangements this Christmas Eve, share a picture with the world. Use the hashtag (with capitalisation) and cc me if you can be bothered.
we looked at Kier Starmer and thought "you'll do" and this is why you should never settle
Danny Robins in Uncanny
In ‘Time to buy new pants news’ news, #Uncanny returns to BBC2/iPlayer at 9pm Friday 31st January with a new batch of supernatural chillers
So about ten years ago I found a small network of bots on Reddit dedicated to spreading hate. The thing about it is that these weren't even responding to political topics - they were just responding to random keywords with insults and hate.
The same bots are now here. You should understand why. 🧵
JAN 31st. GUESS WHO'S BACK?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
#UNCANNY
don't engage with @jensdanielssson.bsky.social, but do report/block them
Why is Charlotte putting on a Welsh accent? Have I missed why she said what the point of it is? #TheTraitors
Watching #JuniorBakeoff (the BEST Bake Off 😂) and wondered how they get round the limited hours you can film with kids…
Harry Hill: you have 1 hour to make cupcakes..
Right, ok. 😱😱
Headline: Zebra dies after 'incident' with rhino at zoo.
This headline reads like the BBC is terrified of being sued for libel by the rhino.
People of Wellington, NZ!!
First of all, good morning.
Secondly, if you don’t have tickets for my shows for tomorrow, Sunday and Monday, I have excellent news. The venue have just released some tickets near the front at the sides and they’re on sale now. sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...
You think you know someone…. 😱
Doing shopping every week: Do we need tinned tomatoes? Not sure. Better get some.
Putting away shopping: Oh, look, we've now got 48 tins of tomatoes.
Thread 👌🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
I don’t know why people find Dry January hard. Mine is going great. So far today I’ve had 3 glasses of dry white wine, 2 pints of dry cider and a dry martini.
Ordered yesterday! 🥳
Word of the Day, should you need it, is ‘crapulence’ (18th century): sickness or indisposition resulting from excessive drinking or eating.
🥳
Honouring Sadiq Khan belittles the achievements of
Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg
Sir Gavin Williamson
Lord Chris Grayling
Baroness Charlotte Owen
Baron Shaun Bailey
Baroness Michelle Mone
Sir Christopher Chope
Lord Ben Houchen
Baron Ross Kempsell
and Lord Lebedev of Siberia
Mum’s spare room! Not too shabby ☺️ #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
So happy #duvetknowitschristmas has come to @bsky.app. It wouldn’t be Christmas without it. Essential follow
If you are enjoying #DuvetKnowItsChristmas tonight, maybe think about donating a few quid to the amazing cause? It’s almost on £20k which is fantastic! 👌🏼
gofund.me/04654c74
Blow-up mattress on the floor of a room dominated by trays of Lego and watched over by passive toy faces, the number of which seems to change each time you count them.
We're on a blow-up bed in the kids' playroom. It's nice if you like Lego and being watched. #duvetknowitschristmas
6/ Incredibly, over the last few years around £200,000 has been raised for homeless charities as a result of this thing. So, this year, if you're enjoying the pix, you could fling a few quid to Centrepoint via this link: gofund.me/637d21d0
SOUND THE KLAXON WE HAVE OUR FIRST DRUMKIT #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
Mango! 😍
So I'll be back around then. We'll be trying to raise a bit of money for Centrepoint, bearing in mind that there are a bunch of people who have nowhere to go this evening. gofund.me/637d21d0 ENDS FOR NOW 🎄🛏️
As the person who accidentally began this Yuletide event, it falls to me to give it some kind of shape. Clearly anyone can use hashtags whenever and wherever they like, but given that we've got presents to panic buy and wrap, I usually say "let's get going at 7.30pm?" 3/
On the left, my image. On the right, the Al image that was clearly trained on, and designed to plagiarize, my image.
All Al generated imagery is inherently theft. It's unethical, environmentally disastrous, and does irreparable harm to both artists and society.
