tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
06.03.2026 16:04
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Exclusive: Iranian girls killed by βdouble-tapβ strikes on Minab school
Eyewitnesses describe second blast which killed survivors as they sheltered in prayer hall
The girlsβ school in Iran, where 165 people were killed by an apparent US-Israeli attack, was hit with two strikes, with the second missile killing sheltering survivors, two first responders and the parent of a slain child have told Middle East Eye.
04.03.2026 22:40
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Imagine serving as a Marine and then being injured at home, on purpose, by a sitting Senator while exercising your constitutionally-protected rights.
04.03.2026 22:08
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[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]
Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.
04.03.2026 22:05
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Kamala Dems are genuinely more vicious than people give them credit for the amount of these ghouls who earnestly do not give a shit about children dying in a genocide because if they'd got their way slightly less children might have died in the genocide.
Instead of, yknow
Not doing the genocide
04.03.2026 13:58
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People saying kamala wouldn't have gone to war for Israel really don't understand why people didn't vote for her. She would have done what Joe biden did, and Joe biden is one of the biggest Zionists freaks on earth. If Israel told her to strike I have no doubt Biden would have personally made her
03.03.2026 14:06
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killed by him!!!
02.03.2026 03:04
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02.03.2026 03:09
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Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."
28.02.2026 16:21
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Do liberals know that people in other countries are human beings? Like, do they actually know that? Genuine question.
01.03.2026 18:26
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Just a few weeks ago, all these European powers spoke of the threat that the US now presents to Europe. They talked about the possibility of Trump attacking Greenland, like it was an imminent and existential danger. Now Trump unilaterally bombs Iran and they all fall in lockstep
01.03.2026 21:40
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Hm. My country resoundingly hates me and my lack of politics. They keep screaming at me to stop bending the knee to wealthy racists and Israel and Trump. I know exactly how to fix my cratering popularity.
An unpopular racist war headed by Trump and Israel
02.03.2026 12:57
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I love being dragged into illegal colonial wars because there's not a single person in power with a shred of a backbone
Do you condemn Iran while we blow their schoolgirls to red smears
We have soldiers in their land for totally legit reasons we have to kill Iran to free them! Soldiers > citizens
02.03.2026 12:52
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Allowing British bases to be used in an illegal war of aggression is a catastrophic and historic mistake.
Britain has been dragged into another war because our Prime Minister would rather appease Donald Trump than stand up for international law.
02.03.2026 10:14
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In 5 years we'll be getting videos about "back when Pokemon was good" and they'll use Scarlet and Violet as an example of a good game and I'll be like "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYIN THIS WHOLE TIME"
28.02.2026 19:38
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i just beat smushi come home and it was rly cute n funπ
01.03.2026 05:06
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He's a monster assembling his own axis of evil who want to kill babies in their quest for wars of real estate. He needs to be impeached the second you can do it.
28.02.2026 15:57
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So fucking racist to instead of taking the loss like grown adults to blame the green victory on Muslims cheating the vote?? Do these soulless ghouls not realise that they literally offer nothing of substance or value to any minority group (unless we're counting Zionists)
28.02.2026 13:16
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I still havenβt forgiven any of you for being mean to popplio
27.02.2026 20:24
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@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Once again Reform are spreading misinformation & smears, and the press & the media seem to repeat them.. its really important that the media.. take responsibility so when Reform or Farage says something they don't just keep repeating it"πππ
27.02.2026 09:19
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Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,
I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all.
Thanks,
Zack Polanski
27.02.2026 15:16
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Gavin Newsom sweating like old dynamite watching Labour's 'transphobia & bigotry' strategy eat shit tonight lol
27.02.2026 05:34
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The Starmer project was based on crushing the left into the dust.
That's all it had.
They could never have predicted that this strategy could end up risking the destruction of Labour as a political force.
27.02.2026 08:26
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The Labour party didn't just lie.
They ran a disgusting gutter campaign.
The sort of campaign you'd expect from far right hatemongers.
What they did in Gorton and Denton must never be forgotten. They must never get away with it.
27.02.2026 08:26
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nobody crashes out like a British journalist
27.02.2026 10:31
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a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead
27.02.2026 08:11
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a vote for bart is a vote for anarchy
27.02.2026 10:51
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welcome back ron paul 2008
27.02.2026 10:51
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Greens win Gorton and Denton and there's immediately a flood of cope trying to claim they cheated somehow
Have you considered that there was a higher proportion of family voters because the greens were offering something good for families and working people? Not everyone has to manipulate voters
27.02.2026 13:01
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Benny Johnson
X.com
@bennyjohnson
BREAKING: The first image of Hillary
Clinton testifying under oath about Jeffery Epstein to the Republican Oversight Committee.
This is the first time Hillary has had to answer real questions about Epstein.
Clinton does not look happy.
Photo provided by Rep. Lauren Boebert.
Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson
"NOW
X.com
Full Shot of the Clinton Epstein Testimony currently ongoing:
Over a photo of a rather funny picture with a giant nameplate sayingtheβRep Boebertβ in the foreground and way often in the distance at the end of the table, a tiny Hillary Clinton.
The Independent O @the-independent.com
LATEST Hillary Clinton's Epstein deposition paused after Boebert sends photo of closed-door hearing to rightwing influencer
Hillary Clintonβs closed door testimony was just halted because that clown Boebert snuck photos from her chair and sent them to Benny Johnson.
26.02.2026 18:11
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