"you can't go get a new face" -me
07.03.2026 22:47
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"you can't go get a new face" -me
That looks delicious! π€€
I couldn't tell you the first thing about this game, just that I loved it
MANDATORY TIMELINE CLEANSE
Way too many Jalens in the NBA
Damn, where they expect you to eat for $15? These aren't the days of being a dollar-millionaire at Mickey D's
I hope time passes by quickly, friend β₯οΈ
Screenshot of a tweet that says: A low key kind of guy is a Master and Commander guy. They're probably in your life and you don't know it but if that movie comes up they light tf up. Watch, some of them will be in the replies to this tweet
Replies from Taika Waititi that say ME and I am that guy
I get served Master and Commander memes on IG all the time and I just happened to open the comments on this one and this is what I find π
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care not for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
[dreamye lute arpeggio]
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
see also: hard head make a soft ass
that shit went diamond in my gma's african american home ππ€£π
Tonight, two of the white nationalists I reported on in this piece showed up to attempt to intimidate me on a private night out at a small music venue.
Iβll have more to say tomorrow. Iβm safe.
They also didnβt pay cover π
Meet the new love of my life, Violet. At the Seattle aquarium for one more month then sheβs going back into the Puget Sound. Sheβs just gorgeous.
Our tiny little website currently has the 4th-placed story on r/all, which is doing all kinds of weird and beautiful things to our monthly traffic (which doesn't normally operate at anywhere near that scale)
Amazing work from @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social, as always!
aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...
Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.
No interruptions, please. Weβre building universal child care.
Normally, I would think that, but I'm starting to think they genuinely do not care how much it costs. I think their base level of malice for homelessness overrides the more fiscally responsible (and humane) options of just housing people no matter what.
I hear people on TV say "mano a mano" when they mean "man to man." It doesn't mean that. It means "hand to hand."
This choir is π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯... they are doing what needs to be done!
Just put on Rev. Jackson's funeral... "Jesus Will Work It Out" is an inheritor of our ancestors' spirituals... and before that, yes, the ring shout. Our people! Our culture! ONE LOVE!!! π€ www.youtube.com/watch?v=kixL...
He had to have surgery, 2 fractures. Here is his gofundme for medical expenses:
gofund.me/86ccc36e7
If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kΔkΔpΕ chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
I am once again tapping the "support independent, worker-owned, billionaire free news" sign. the most powerful people in the world should not be deciding whether or not we know about this sort of thing. putting Marisa's subscription link below
a black and white edit that reads "the future includes trans people". around the text is a floral pattern. the image is grainy
the future is for trans people
Well deserved! #booksky
Dropkick Murphys dedicate their performance to "Alex's family and Renee's family."
And, "We want to dedicate this to all those people who have suffered at the hands of our own fuckin' government."
The Garlic Soup Week team wanted to highlight some auction items that are specifically about either Garlic Soup or Archie, Jim, Oluwande, and Zheng!!! There's some amazing listings in this auction for garlic soupers!!
1) Buy it now TealOranges bracelets!!
www.32auctions.com/organization...
An insane warlord facing death contemplates invading Persia as his last hurrah and has enormous issues with supply lines, treacherous foreign allies, and rising debts. Is it Phillip II or Donald Trump? Take the quiz!
You should be able to criticize your government anonymously online.
Full stop.
"Age verification" legislation is just a pretty name for "forced online ID checks," meaning everything you post is associated with your government name
We have to stop this.
theintercept.com/2026/03/05/k...
Gradually, Iβm losing the urge and patience to explain things to people. I just donβt give as much of a shit about whether they get it or not. More often, I just want to say, βSure, enjoy that,β then turn and continuing playing with my happy cats.
Iβm in an 80βs mood tonight
Hereβs Donna Summerβs 1982 self titled album on 40th anniversary picture disc!
#donnasummer #recordstoreday #picturedisc #80smusic
My senior year of college, my roommateβs best friend killed herself. I had seen her in the dining hall the day before, beautiful as always, and apparently vibrant.
You never know whatβs going on with people β remember that when you go out of your way to be cruel.
