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Counterpoint:

Guy guys relax I *stumped* door to door for Marco Rubio in 2015 before I woke up.

no idea what you're talking about.

So glad we didn't have to have flip and brice and co. be the ones bam dropped 83 on

I have wuss thoughts like that all the time and that's why I can't even handle playing FPS video games.

I'm willing to bet that literally 0 professional athletes have ever thought like this.

Also releasing a three song demo this weekend after talking about it for literally two years lmao

a cartoon character with glasses and a mustache is saying `` coincidence ? '' . ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and a mustache is saying `` coincidence ? '' .

Decided to make Herbie Hancock my most listened to artist of 2026 and I’ve lost 10 pounds and got a raise at work this year.

This is dope

One Battle After Bamnother
Bamgonia
Bammers
Bamamental Value
Bam1
Bamty Supreme
The Secret Bamgent
Bam Dreams
Bamenstein

I said “Sleater-Kenny” and it was an accident not an announcement of a cover band I started with my buddy Kenny goddammit 🤦‍♂️

Jeff Winger in community saying he has forced himself to like soccer

I’m serious bro, you’re not even going to see that Spiderland reissue I have preordered if you don’t stop.

Bro, if you call me old one more time, I’m putting on my Hoka’s and taking my pile of Sleater-Kenny and Superchunk vinyl records home.

Does it matter in a one party state?
I doubt it.
Is it therapeutic for me?
Absolutely.

Me pointing out that Michael is completely corrupt in a snarky letter.

Writing to my representatives is kind of just a hobby of mine at this point. I send one about once a week I call about once a month just to mix things up you know?

The future of the Jazz is now.

the only thing more stubborn and idiotic than Kamala refusing to commit to stop financing genocide is her supporters still doing this shit in big 2026

Your kit is also sick

Is this recorded anywhere that’s sick

The only criticism of Jayson Tatum is that he doesn’t necessarily have an A+ skill, but the main thing about Jayson Tatum is that the absolute weakest part of his entire game is like a B+

“Will the Celtics be able to integrate a 6’9” forward whose single most defining characteristic is that he doesn’t take a single thing off of the table as a player?” was the best manufactured story of all time.

Thought I had a sick riff but then remembered I was just accidentally playing the recurring riff from Mean Street by Van Halen so today’s song recommendation is Mean Street by Van Halen it’s sick.

The way we expect famous people to age is fucking bonkers. When I see articles about Gerard way’s appearance wondering why he doesn’t look like a teenager and I find out he’s almost 50 I wanna throw up. And obviously it’s wayyy worse for women.

Wow Claude is experiencing consistent cortisol spikes that’s wild.

Ace was our worst case scenario thanks to tanking

Agreed but best luck if you’re DSA

if i ever won the lottery i would simply leverage that cash to institute communism

Fired today, Jailed next year after dems take congress.

He might be borderline Fultz level passive on offense but if you give the guy a wide open lane by George, he’s gonna try to break the rim