Paul Ferguson

When you flirt with someone all night just to find they have a boyfriend and didn’t bother to tell you for hours 🙃 So here’s my “I hate Men and being fucking single” selfie

Is there anywhere in London doing a Melfest viewing tomorrow? Doesn’t like like Brewers is doing one this year and Swedish Church is sold out.

Everything right now mostly feels like trying to cope in the face of 'he pushed the button everyone has been like "do not push that button, it will fuck everyone up" for decades'

A song that is getting 50-50 “I Hate It!” or “I Love It!” Reactions is better than the “It’s ok I guess” reactions the last 2 entries had.

Staging will be key as always but it’s a stadium shouting pleaser that should translate on the screen.

My thoughts = Love it! But not a fan of the talking part

If your 'trailer' doesn't contain gameplay footage, the hype is immediately dead for me.

I don't care about the game you want me to think is being released. I want to see the game you want MY money for.

BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%

I do love when a hidden Tory gay outs themself on Insta because reposting a fucking Kemi post is more diabolical in this day and age than a post by Boris when he was actually PM

QTP with the last 4 games you played!

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

I’m thinking back to this 2016 SNL sketch for some reason

Ok Ghost of Yotei fair enough you are even more stunning than Tsushima 😍

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

Along with this you can literally pinpoint Obama winning again in 2012 as the exact moment the Right lost their fucking minds and pivoted to what we suffer now

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

People who go on Holiday and still go to the gym AND post about it are the biggest psychopaths out there.

I still haven’t engaged with any Eurovision content this year. Haven’t heard a single song or watched any NFs as it’s all still tainted and joyless right now. But I need some camp European nonsense in my life right now and I’m gonna watch Sanremo🇮🇹 since its the less affiliated NF with the best songs

🚨 NEW: Some Ministers are sharing around a meme on WhatsApp comparing Keir Starmer to Principal Skinner from The Simpsons over his approach to the Green Party

Via The Times

I don't think calling the people who voted for the nice woman who thinks working hard should grant you a decent life unhinged extremists is going to work out brilliantly for Labour.

Starmer to Reform voters who would never vote Labour: Please like me!!

Starmer to people leaning Green but would tactically vote Labour: Fuck you Commies!

Gecqua

Sobble but if he slayed and had a TikTok and Tumblr

Your Pokémon starters for the newly announced Winds and Waves are Browt, Pombon and Gecqua. https://bit.ly/4cR0mVG

The Green victory in Denton is the result which will have the biggest effect on Labour, far more so than a Reform win.

The blithe assumption progressives have nowhere else to go has been proved catastrophically wrong.

Can’t help thinking of this quote from a Labour minister, a year ago…

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

The result in Gorton and Denton mirrors the one in Caerphilly last year.

Voters piled in behind a party of the left and kept Reform out.

The potential for tactical voting at the next election will be fascinating.

It questions the presumption in the polls that Reform will win a landslide.

Oh thank Fuck 💚

Back to it after 2 weeks of eating pizza feat. The Mario Kart shirt I got at the Nintendo Store

“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

the video game industry is a mess

In Boston. Tourist mode activated