mx. tannie spankwank

prayers up for the literal hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of clothing those cats have shed all over

that suit was UNBELIEVABLE.

Especially with a Latin beat, he was made for shit like this

SAME, I absolutely love this song. It's a banger of a sample, it's super catchy, and it would be GREAT for a live tour so 🤞🤞🤞 that I'm right and we see some of these older choreos coming out to play

he's the AO3 version of himself in this choreo and boy does it show

[PRACTICE RECORD] BTS (방탄소년단) ‘Airplane pt.2’ #2022BTSFESTA YouTube video by BANGTANTV

God I forgot how incredibly fucking FINE Jimin looks in this choreo and how much he eats that shit for dinner in those high-heeled boots

youtu.be/U2cgZLs-3Ag?...

wait until you see the one I'm about to post, I know the rest of BTS is in it but man I CANNOT look away from Jimin in it 🥵😍

He said he rescued one of them from a MV set himself! But also I feel like he WOULD be drawn to the most aesthetically dramatic cat on the planet, like you say 😂

Me 🤝 hobi

stick on scratch guards

LMAOOOOOOO

we are not sure what they look like but some ARMY detectives have found/zoomed in on various cats in BTS' picture rolls and one of them
was, no lie, a white long-haired cat! I also know for sure they were both street rescues so...probably? Not many sphinx cats on the streets 😂

actually 4) this specific type of fun song/easy choreo combo is one that I suspect we're going to see a LOT of on this tour with them doing plenty of older songs + getting older: it's visually fun and impressive and it's a break from their more intense stuff

1) I love this choreo so so much

2) SLEEP COWLICKKKK

3) JK's little legs were so skinny omg

god can you imagine if one of them scratched his furniture

he's not quite as bad as Namjoon is about his $$$ furniture but I bet he's close

agreed!! but yeah, he has to keep them away from the kitties XD

I feel like this HAS to be the case, Mr. Fashion needs all his fits to look perfect every day

oh man I bet this is it tbh

Agreed, I think he's a super pushover for them, they're CLEARLY his babies, but also he does a lot more laundry now lol

do we think Hoseok still lays out his fits every night before bed now that he has two cats

or did he just invest in 394884774 lint rollers

a man with blue hair is sitting at a table with a bunch of records on it . Alt: Namjoon in the Dynamite music video. He is in a brightly lit record store and pulls up a record as he leans over the shelf. The record is Dynamite (of course), which has the word written in different colors of pastel. Namjoon is wearing white and his hair is blue.

BTS as ppl I encounter at record stores:

NJ: Crate digger, but not a jerk about it. He WILL look through everything but he also reads really fast, so by the time you're flipping through the next section, he's already in the next row. Is either there for hours or for just a few minutes after work.

bro SAME. I am finally in a place to spend a stupid amount of money on this album/tour/comeback but also like. It's just stuff and I gotta remember that!!

same!! those were the two that had me 👀 over them even though I kind of look stupid in baseball hats

i have two writing moods:

1) struggling to write just a few hundred words & immediately treating myself to a snack and fic reading break & then never coming back

2) sitting down & writing, no snacks, no nothing, & then suddenly coming to awareness a couple thousand words later, dazed but proud

hell I could literally design and make myself custom Arirang merch and order it online via a printing site and it still wouldn't be $165 so like!! the ARMY merch is gonna be rad and creative, let's wait and see what we get!!

(...or alternately I'm gonna go online and find one of 93484848 knockoffs and buy that because I spent a frankly stupid amount of money on those tickets)

this is your comeback reminder that if you're going to a show the on-site merch sometimes includes special cheaper stuff (PCs, etc) and also you don't need a $165 hoodie to show BTS u love them!!

and like I might get it! but only because it's a bomb-ass hoodie

CHESTER LIFE IS NOT A SPEEDRUN U NEED TO SLOOWWWW UR ROLL MY BUDDY!!!

BTS as maxims:

HS: It’s better to be safe than sorry
YG: What goes around, comes around
TH: A picture is worth a thousand words
SJ: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
JK: Strike while the iron is hot
NJ: The pen is mightier than the sword
JM: You’re either part of the solution or part of the problem

CHESTER NOOOOOOOOO

hobi taking a photo while sitting on the ground in the practice room of him and jungkook who is bending down to get into the photo

my koobi 🥺💗

hoseok selfie his hair is slightly messy and his hoodie is slightly exposing his collar bone (slut) and he's looking very intensely/seriously at the camera a wooden wall is behind him

holy hell just throwing this in the middle of the photo dump is a straight up attack