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Bendito Blam

@yumdirt

They got me on the beat and I'm lovin half of it.

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I love to see figures where there oughtn't be, shadows hanging about in my bedroom. And I love to stare them down. It's like chewing on your lips till they bleed, but for the mind.

04.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

east and west. And ne'er the two shall meet! Hm? What's that? They have. Oh dear

04.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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lot O fear entering my heart lately ..

01.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thbt thbbt Do you taste that? Boy. There be dinasaurs in these hills...

01.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe you.

28.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a Very high guy wandered into work today, so i give him the ol' Can I Help You Sir and he nearly falls over. now my boss is going Hey You Can't Be In Here and dude is all "no it's ok, i just lost my balance" like that's the issue. ah we thought you did that on purpose. well, welcome to the warehouse

26.02.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

You talk in circles! There is loneliness in this life as well! Why will you not listen to me? You have strength that I need! Let me join you! I want power to crush man and mer, just as you have!

26.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every DJ is trying to be a DJ the whole time

26.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who do you think that is there?!

25.02.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've said it once and I'll say it again.

25.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
composite satellite image of Antarctica, the snow & ice appearing as different shades of blue and beige, the sea is black. following three images are variations of this theme.

composite satellite image of Antarctica, the snow & ice appearing as different shades of blue and beige, the sea is black. following three images are variations of this theme.

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GUYS have you seen this. antarctica on google maps. go look at it. this is tech struggling to process the Sublime

19.02.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 736 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

Today I am a grid of fireworks and my pyrotechnic is smoking on the job.

17.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

for my turn, I'd like to roll to seduce the elephant in the room

12.02.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i was in jury duty the other day and there was this huge elephant in the middle of the damn courtroom, and then the plaintiff stood up and hollered "that's him that's the motherfucking elephant what did me in!" The court didn't like that outburst one bit. Elephant was minding his business.

12.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when I think about it

09.02.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!

01.02.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 3908 πŸ” 843 πŸ’¬ 217 πŸ“Œ 548
A YouTube comment from @lpc9929

"I am infertile from eating scented candles.
The"

A YouTube comment from @lpc9929 "I am infertile from eating scented candles. The"

02.02.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1364 πŸ” 335 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 7

Mama, I don't feel none too good, I got a God inside me

01.03.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A luminous, dreamlike painting showing a nude figure kneeling on a mound of skeletons, facing a vast blue bison with golden eyes and horns. Gold leaf highlights the creature’s gaze and lightning-shaped cracks in the sky. Soft washes of blue, violet, and gold blend into an ethereal atmosphere. The scene evokes myth, death, and transcendence.

A luminous, dreamlike painting showing a nude figure kneeling on a mound of skeletons, facing a vast blue bison with golden eyes and horns. Gold leaf highlights the creature’s gaze and lightning-shaped cracks in the sky. Soft washes of blue, violet, and gold blend into an ethereal atmosphere. The scene evokes myth, death, and transcendence.

β€œThe Dream” β€” watercolor, colored pencil, pastel and gold leaf on paper.
A tribute to Alphonse Mucha’s Le Pater.
One of the last illustrations I’ll share before returning to my project Labyrinthe.
Context and position in the pinned post.

04.07.2025 13:30 πŸ‘ 394 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A dimly lit, symbolist-style painting titled The Love of Bastet, created in oil on paper in 2022. The scene shows a small, illuminated temple-like structure at the edge of dark, dreamlike cliffs. A red sail, reminiscent of a funeral barque, rises diagonally into the shadows, hinting at an unseen vessel. A figure cloaked in black sits in the doorway beneath hanging wisteria, evoking mourning or devotion. The wall of the temple is carved with Egyptian-inspired reliefs. In the distance, a spectral mountain shaped like a feline head emerges from a turbulent, clouded sky. The piece is a tribute to The Tomb of BΓΆcklin by Ferdinand Keller and was created as part of the American Gods project.

A dimly lit, symbolist-style painting titled The Love of Bastet, created in oil on paper in 2022. The scene shows a small, illuminated temple-like structure at the edge of dark, dreamlike cliffs. A red sail, reminiscent of a funeral barque, rises diagonally into the shadows, hinting at an unseen vessel. A figure cloaked in black sits in the doorway beneath hanging wisteria, evoking mourning or devotion. The wall of the temple is carved with Egyptian-inspired reliefs. In the distance, a spectral mountain shaped like a feline head emerges from a turbulent, clouded sky. The piece is a tribute to The Tomb of BΓΆcklin by Ferdinand Keller and was created as part of the American Gods project.

The Love of Bastet β€” oil on paper, 2022

A tribute to The Tomb of BΓΆcklin by the German Symbolist painter Ferdinand Keller.

30.07.2025 14:05 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.10.2025 20:06 πŸ‘ 4643 πŸ” 885 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3
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πŸ‡πŸ’™

15.12.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 1629 πŸ” 266 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

If I squint I can barely see you! I can hardly make you out! What the fuck are you!

13.01.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You don't know do you? That you're dealing with a Master Microwaver.

13.01.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Michael Mann Facts

12.01.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello. I hope you won't take too much of my time.

12.01.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do you like my socks your honor? they are striped black and yellow like a bumblebee

12.01.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Two elemental gods, one of sun, one of the moon, intertwine. Together they create an eclipse.

Two elemental gods, one of sun, one of the moon, intertwine. Together they create an eclipse.

Celestial Reunion - watercolour and acryla gouache on paper
for Magic: The Gathering's "Lorwyn Eclipsed". AD: Jameela Wahlgren

An emotional reunion between two elemental gods. I was asked to lean into a stylized representation of them, and I had a lot of fun playing with the intertwining shapes.

09.01.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1561 πŸ” 443 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 4

And my god my good god, just then: my private, aside thought (in parentheses) was so full of some unquenched spirit that it revealed and exposed itself, BEYOND the confines and metaphorical curtain of my parentheses (LIKE A PALE AND )DIRTY BUM- my god there it is again!

09.01.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0