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Men see short hair and the gay accusations start (they’re not wrong though im gay but still)

My hetero dude friends keep telling me my haircut makes me look gayer- bitch I got a BOB lol that’s not even a gay haircut 😭

My mashed potatoes were a hit tonight I feel very proud

I made the most gorgeous gluten free pumpkin bread and it’s taking an enormous amount of self restraint to not absolutely devour it before thanksgiving

Haven’t listened to Kendrick’s new album yet because I’m still emotionally preparing

I only remember hot peoples names

Ban whoop whooping at techno show r yall kidding me STOP IT

Okay listening to techno in America is lowkey depressing bc I know how good this COULD be if no one had phones and everyone was half naked

Going to a white people thanksgiving tomorrow and we’re eating at 2

So sorry for everyone who knows me because I accidentally become a wicked stan

British people be like “I rate that”

Literally me fr

God gives his toughest battles (being the Virgo friend) to his strongest soldiers (me)

Laying in nature without your phone makes you realize how addicted we are to this stupid thing. go touch grass and feel feelings and watch animals and vibe !!

Did you even watch the movie or do you just love fascism /gen ?

laying in the park drinking red wine listening to preachers daughter playing Oregon trail on my switch.

Hell ya

Pls

Never mind I had a dream last night that I had a boyfriend and I just wished he was a girl the entire time LMAOO

Love you!!

I love u bb

Just started playing Stardew valley it’s so over for me

I genuinely cannot wait to start grad school and reenter my academic era

Losing your last grandparent is pretty depressing dude like damn I’m old

My grandparents are reunited in heaven now and I just wanted to show some pics of how effortlessly iconic they are

Might have to go back to being bisexual 💔

I was like “I’m gonna be celibate from men tehe” but like every women who goes for me is literally too afraid to have lesbian sex so now I’m just a virgin

Just did a hot yoga class and almost died

Homophobic

Can you not save drafts on here or am I stupid