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Chicago Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican Poncho, or a Sears Poncho?

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For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm in the Melvins? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!

04.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Her father repeating β€œLight of my life” which is what Humbert calls Dolores in Lolita ,was such a perfect touch.

02.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

UNCLE DADDY

17.02.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

20 mins in : Eric’s a Mets fan !

40 mins in: oh no

17.02.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Erika no!

15.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You put sleeveless Trey on the cover, I’m gonna buy your book.

14.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Maxwell prosecution and appeal were ongoing.

Also absent an act of Congress, releasing damning information about people you’re not charging w a crime is not normal
For a criminal investigation. For a lot to reasons.

13.02.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People are facing consequences due to public pressure. Public opinion due to associations is very different than proving a crime.

They didn’t sit on it. They prosecuted Maxwell. We have no idea if their investigation found enough evidence to convict anybody aside from Maxwell.

13.02.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For example we know Howard Lutnick went t the island and most likely did some crimes.

But proving it in court is another thing.

13.02.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, they did prosecute and convict the woman who trafficked all of those girls.

As for all the other people , as damning as the documents we’ve seen are , you need quite a bit more to successfully prosecute. Emails and birthday cards that make your skin crawl isn’t enough.

13.02.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok

11.02.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re trying too hard

11.02.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rough draft of Infinite Jest ass name

11.02.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

5 TDs against against Michigan!

09.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pre social media Super Bowl hype was a different beast.

That slow build on ESPN.Did it feel bigger because we were kids?

07.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Famously

05.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: β€œHe might have thought β€˜how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said β€˜this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

04.02.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 8771 πŸ” 3821 πŸ’¬ 165 πŸ“Œ 792

I’d be a bad congressman

03.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good thing I’m not running for Congress

03.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At least she didn’t sleep through this one

03.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go green

01.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not All Lunch Enjoyers

01.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love you Jonathan/Andrew/Alex/Thomas/Matthew

01.02.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The scale

31.01.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can I meet you in a cvs parking lot on the north side and buy a half dozen of these like a drug deal?

30.01.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wino Forever

27.01.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw Jason Kipnis

27.01.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re not. I have seen a bunch of baseball players speaking out.

not seeing a thing on your social media feed. doesn’t mean it isn’t happening

27.01.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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