"I saw him recently"...

Ah that's OK then 😂

What the fuck is cloudflare and why is it saying I'm a security threat and I'm now blocked from sites?

New artwork at the Strawberry is taking shape 🍓 #NUFC

The back of a packet of mini-eggs Cadbury No-Bake Bird's Nest Cookies 4 SIMPLE INGREDIENTS - 1 Cup Hershey's Milk Chocolate Chips - 2/3 Cup Reese's Peanut Butter Cookies - 1 Can (50OZ) Chow Mein Noodles - 1 Bag Cadbury Mini Eggs 3 EASY STEPS - Melt milk chocolate chips and peanut butter chips - Add chow mein noodles: stir to coat completely - Form nest shape and add 2-3 Cadbury Mini Eggs *** Visit Cadburyusa.com for full recipe ***

My friend who lives in America showed me this unhinged official Cadbury's mini eggs recipe and now you must contend with it too

Was gonna stick them in the titanic scene but thought better not with the cup final on the horizon

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

Well twitter has been proper nuked it seems 😂

Arsenal fans "we are dealing with the actual mafia"

Got a belated Xmas present of the official #NUFC calendar

Spectacular moon tonight like

Just incase you're missing this gold on twitter
"Just like that"

All #NUFC fans this morning...

We've gone from being tough to beat to being pretty free scoring to being absolutely shite at both!
Some going that like!

Yeah... just shite!

Shite!

The replies to @kathyburke.bsky.social’s tweet about a photo that inspired Blitz tells you everything you need to know about how vile & deranged it has become on there. You’ll always get weirdos & bigots - they’ll come here too - but it’s a tsunami over there. Especially if you’ve got a big account

Great walk with the hound!

Nearly! Needs to aim for the tail next time

Just sell everyone a hard had to get round health and safety (help with PSR), will be fine

Don Jr. getting coked up in front of the world’s cameras to watch a SpaceX rocket launch. When you zoom into his nostrils, you can clearly see the extent of his addiction. It isn’t pretty.

I think I'm blocked from most of them now unfortunately, if they're close to relegation again this season I'll have to get another burner going

-£17,000!!!

4 day head start...