Vermouth and Annihilation

It's going to be a wild ride

i like when newborn babies have eyes that sorta hint theyre reincarnated 10,000 year old beings horrified to be reborn into such soft and tiny bodies

We need to bring back rich art patrons who will feed and house us for the joy of witnessing our creative process and trotting us out to entertain their friends at parties

Afternoon tea - 18x24” acrylic on canvas. Available.

It was a mistake to leave me unsupervised.

[background is pink blue purple sky (it is so beautiful) behind silhouetted trees] Believe in Miracles!!! You'll need several. mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Well, that wasn't inspirational

Can't stop the emotional pain of what's going on but I can be here to stop a spiral. But also I'm so homesick and miss Spouse so much I could puke. Hoping to blackmail my other relatives to help mum. This whole situation blows. Anyway, gonna need some therapy again 🙃

Packing up time (it takes me a couple days, have to pace it). Don't want to leave because I want to keep looking after mum who needs someone to remind her not to hurt herself looking after dad. She's already injured her leg and I bullied her into a doctor's appt. 🧵

Mark Mitchinson in an old man cardigan with the caption "dressing like a prostitute won't get you far in here"

This caption is killing me.

So overstimulated. Need to be face down in a cat in silence for one calendar week.

gonna start telling manhattan men in powder blue button downs and quarter zips I like their "cute businessmen costumes", will report back

@arunima Utilizing the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

Hudson Williams and some bloke

I need her canine teeth in the side of my neck

An embroidery hoop and floss, alongside a pattern for a pigeon

Fuck it, let’s cross stitch

It is what we deserve (and him too, he needs a big vampire role)

Cheaper than therapy and more effective

Kisses in the dark was so soooooo good

Getting matching tattoos with one of my high school BFFs and then going to eat a stupid amount of tacos

things i send in the gc to @disastershipblonde.bsky.social and @lonelygingerpies.bsky.social

Meme image of two armies fighting, labelled "Our blessed Hornigold vs "their barbarous Hornigold"

The hotel is playing mariachi covers of popular songs piped into the court yard past 10pm and

a brown dog with a red collar is laying on a couch Alt: a brown dog with a red collar is laying on a couch

When you meet another European in America but they clock you're British

They think they are so hard until they need to know html

So. Loud.

He's on my shit lis5

He fucked with us theatre types. My happiest job was with a regional opera, I will eat his heart in the marketplace x.com/SethAbramovi... (read the quote tweets)

Good luck rehoming the step father. (I'm so sorry I hope you find him)

Event with Kristian! :) <3 #KristianNairn

Hello I am here to inform everyone that I am now the proud owner of THE Dubai sofa from Interview With The Vampire, which one Eric Bogosian spent a lot of time on. It's been to New Orleans, Prague, Ireland, and now Scotland. I love it. And yes, it's literally that one.