Arne Roomann-Kurrik

@truebe.horse my Airbnb fridge can load web pages

Having ChatGPT explain the math around sports betting on my commute home so that I can talk to other dads during play dates

Hey Shinji, hey kiddo… listen, no pressure, okay? We know this is a lot. Just remember — in a way, your mom’s already there, looking out for you. When you’re ready to pilot the Eva, well… we’re all rooting for you, champ

Price of the bean going up

My first watch felt like 90 minutes because it went so hard

Fuck it, I’m gonna do this too now

Better to leave some ambiguity about where your own personal hangups lie than to participate in the private school parent’s WhatsApp group and remove all doubt

Hey man do you have any spare cohns? I want to pla} my qong

Well now I know what to blame for all this

I think it’s my favorite Pink Floyd song

Accidentally locked myself out of the house today. Tried to think about what my dad would do in that situation so I kicked open the side door!

I thought I might just be messed up from a 3 hour long redeye but when I was halfway through the bartender apologized for it being too strong

Just had the world’s strongest Bloody Mary at 8am in the George Bush Intercontinental Airport

Definitely 😂 I still look back on that time with a lot of fondness. But I’ve been well! Hope you have been too

Good to see you!

“skeleted”

I need to see the superhub

@mcq.bsky.social I really enjoy The Way of the Gun and Jack Reacher and have felt that there were similarities in how you approached both films. Do you ever think of them as linked in any way?

I’m beginning to feel like I’d work in just the absolutely worst, shittiest startup if it meant I could get one of these bad boys to myself again

Is this sign referring to the post it’s stapled to? 😂

Pretty impressed that Bluesky delivered! Not sure if Hellthread got the weird Twitter people or if weird Twitter made the Hellthread, but either way I’m happy

Honestly I’ll go wherever weird Twitter goes

Here to lurk and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum