Nick Rallo

I hit every hand sanitizer station around the office now like I’m an Attending in The Pitt

Mr. T once told me “if you can’t be smart, be right!”

Hi I live in Cranfills Gap

Hey everyone! It’s that time of year in Texas weather when meteorologists just make up the names of Texas towns, I mean there’s just no way

Now the CEO of Whataburger should bullwhip a cheeseburger apart and then climb on a horse

I actually would like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden- that sounds nice.

I’d finance that Potaburu

I’m not sure what the scale is here so I assume these are the size of a Subaru?

Wouldn’t be mad at Taco Bell collaborating with the Safdie brothers to do a crispy Marty Supreme

I knew it! I noticed when I eat a BLT a new mouth emerges from my old mouth it’s wild

Quick check-in: Please do not hit your face really hard with a hammer

This is the video we send to extraterrestrials as an argument for not eliminating us

Going to put a tiny plastic baby in everything today: yeti filled with coffee, new air conditioning filter, scrambled eggs, ROI report at work, printer, La Madeline bread, passport

It was the same year Saving Private Ryan came out, I remember reading it in the Dallas Morning News

Sung like Sufjan Stevens

I’ve never had the tacos at Jack in the Box

Should I try the tacos at Jack in the Box

Remember when the Right lost their minds because President Obama asked for Dijon mustard

With Dot's Hop House Closed, What Happens to Dallas’ Most Historic Burger Grill? - D Magazine A historic piece of burger-making equipment—with the seasoning of at least 60 years of patties—is on the market again.

Just a brutal time for neighborhood restaurants right now. Holidays + Hoth weather + rising costs of everything.

This bar in Deep Ellum just closed—they have a legendary grill that’s older than the microchip

www.dmagazine.com/food-drink/2... @dmagazine.bsky.social

Wish there was some fiction or cinema throughout history that could give us a vision of what will happen with this

Catharine O’Hara as Delia Deetz in Beetlejuice, spray painting wallpaper.

Catherine O’Hara. One of the best to ever do it.

Protesters detained, hit by tear gas near Dilley family detention facility YouTube video by KSAT 12

Omg! Local San Antonio news is at a protest in Dilley, Texas at the Family Prison where Liam Ramos is being held.

Y'all I'm crying so hard. These young people are so brave. I'm guessing most are from San Antonio.

Absolutely clear video proof that the cops were the only violent actors here.

For a few minutes I was the only customer at this popular as hell Italian market in East Dallas (yes, Jimmy’s Dallas people!) and it was like I died and woke up in the Italian-American afterlife

Was it like the Home Alone mac and cheese scene

BREAKING: Dallas residents have cleared out the sliced ham at Whole Foods Lakewood location

Not just Mexican restaurants. Many places are doing this, including some McDonald’s and supermarkets.

damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors

Daredevil is canon to the PCU (Pitt Cinematic Universe)

Now anytime I see the trails behind a plane I think of the aliens dropping a virus from Pluribus. Well done, Vince Gilligan

Make sure you’re on bone temple internal, not bone temple guest

I don't think we fully understand what we're losing if public television goes away. For example, do you know which station broke Monty Python into the US in the 70s? KERA Dallas. That's the station I grew up with as a lonely kid in Wichita Falls. Invaluable.

A dog who stole my damn cheese

The sleep of someone who just stole a significant amount of my fontina cheese