Mel

Wait, he fingered the nostrils of the spouses too, or am I reading this wrong?

I had the TRS-80 CoCo 1 but I don’t know how much RAM it had. I know I had to write the code and save it on the cassette player in order to run anything. I think my parents bought it for me when I was 11 but I was jealous of my friend’s Commodore 64 and I didn’t want the TRS-80.

I still use my 28 year old hotmail.

I had a 7-digit ICQ number but I rarely used it because all of my friends were on IRC. I still use an email address that I created in 1999. I played Zork on my friend’s PC because the only computer I owned was a TRS-80. My first game console was Pong. I drank water from the hose and survived.

I can’t donate my organs because I have a genetic mutation that causes cancer. He can definitely have mine!

Don’t worry, guys, we’ve got someone named Markwayne protecting us now.

I do that all the time. I used to be an army medic and people would refuse to sit with the medics during meals because of the stuff we talked about while eating.

One was a farmer in the middle of nowhere in Kansas.

The other was a vacuum cleaner salesman. I think he was a car salesman before I was born, but I’ll always remember the Kirby vacuum shop.

1. Madness
2. Misery
3. Missouri (see #1 and #2)

Getting stupider every day!

Yarrr!

She’s one of the most insane nut jobs that ever existed. I didn’t even realize she was trying to run in Texas this time. Good riddance!

Sweet!

Oooh what did I miss?

Gravestone that reads: Arthur A. Davis Kansas PFC 127 Field Arty Bn World War II Jan 6 1922 Jan 23 1945

My grandma’s younger brother Arthur, died in January 1945 during World War II just after turning 23 years old.

A black and white tabby cat sits up in a hot pink bean bag with his paws sticking out.

My cat, Simba, was a Playcat model in his younger days.

I immediately could tell that it was Steven Conrad from the dialogue. I’m already sad that it’s a limited series, though. I still wonder what would have happened if Lakeman got that bag to point B.

Does he nap during the 2:00 or the 3:00?

My memory is a little messed up, but I don’t recall being told to “be relentlessly lethal” when being deployed to Iraq in 2003.

Major General James Mattis told the Marines to “Engage your brain before you engage your weapon.”

It crashed near Ali Al Salem Airbase. Not sure if that’s where it came from but there is a U.S. base there.

Floating at the bottom of the sea

Floating....

I have been on the tarmac at the Kuwait airport while they were loading up flag-draped coffins into a C-130. I attended the funeral of a 20 year old soldier who died in the summer of 2003 in Iraq. It doesn't have to be this way and he doesn't care because none of his family has ever served.

I’m sure he inherited his father’s bone spurs.

- People point and laugh at you whenever they see you driving a shiny dumpster

Comparing him to a middle schooler is generous. Many middle schoolers are more coherent than this guy.

So, we “ended” the war with Iran by…waging war on Iran? 🤔

Sorry, but I’m going to go raid the cheese caves in Springfield, Missouri before I start buying organ meats. The rich are going to be eating t-bones and filet mignon while us poors are supposed to eat fish bait?

True, but he could end up like his parents and just be batshit crazy for another 10+ years.

My cousin is one of these 300 people. I am ashamed of Kansans who voted for such awful people to represent them in the state government. Trans people are such a tiny percentage of the population and they are being harmed for no reason. Republicans should work on things that matter, not bigotry!

Are you having a good time doing something that you chose to do and did all the planning and preparation for?

Also no.