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Christopher Buehlman

@buehlmeister

Word-grouping dogbotherer, garlicky kitchen haint, father of goblins. Non-compliant, secular, cat-whispery, has a kraken-ink tattoo.

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Fuck, neither did I.

05.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Christopher Buehlman is a gracious, funny, and fascinating guest on our Elevenses @dieselbookstore.com podcast today. He'll be in-store tomorrow signing Between Two Fires. Info: dieselbookstore.com @buehlmeister.bsky.social
#BookSky πŸ“š

04.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, I hope I get at least a little cred for trying to have an adult conversation with someone named Walt Shitman.

04.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heard, and I will think on this. As a bald man, I wouldn’t take it personally if someone called Putin a murderous baldy wanker. And these days I’m a bit of a fat as well. Is it possible that we should interrogate our reactions rather than policing external triggers? I’m engaging, not dismissing.

04.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I like the smallest, saltiest, biggest-pit-having olive in Spain better than that fat, semi-illiterate, vapor-locking pedo cunt.

04.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

#SendBarron

22.06.2025 12:57 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
They fear love because it
creates a world
they can't control
- George Orwell

They fear love because it creates a world they can't control - George Orwell

01.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran’s youth protested for change and they were massacredβ€”the government richly deserves to be toppled. My concern is with the character of the men prosecuting this new, unsanctioned warβ€”Trump is a corrupt idiot, Netanyahu a corrupt butcher. The best result would be the ouster of all 3 regimes.

28.02.2026 10:43 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sneak preview of our upcoming (3/4) Elevenses podcast interview with author Christopher Buehlman who will be at @dieselbookstore.com on 3/5. Here, Vhris talks about β€œinterrogating Christianity” in his novel Newteen Two Fires. @buehlmeister.bsky.social
#BookSky πŸ“š #fantasy

27.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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26.02.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck the US men’s hockey team. Hail the US women’s hockey team. That is all.

25.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I lost my dad suddenly and young as well. Much love to you and all those who cared for him.

22.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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El viernes pasado Christopher Buehlman vino gracias a la buena gente de @ozeditorial.com y grabamos:

Q/A con spoilers youtu.be/Bc6Ev0FHNNQ?...

PresentaciΓ³n πŸ”₯Entre dos fuegosπŸ”₯ www.youtube.com/live/05eKnl7...

Compra los libros de @buehlmeister.bsky.social firmados en gigamesh.com/autor/christ...

18.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to that part of the brain that remembers there’s another sip of something good left in the cup. Clearly some hunter-gatherer instinct that kept us from walking away before we’d finished consuming scarce resources, but still hanging in there and giving us a tiny glad feeling.

17.02.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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L’église Saint Ambroise looked especially fetching under yesterday’s clear skies. I love that this is our neighborhood church now. I might not go in, lovely church, but I see and appreciate you.

17.02.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Delphine and Thomas from Between two fires πŸ”₯

If you haven't read Between two fires by @buehlmeister.bsky.social you're missing out!

#fanart #medieval #knight #fantasy #digitalart #Renaissance

13.02.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

This is wonderful

13.02.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Grazie Milano, e grazie mille Giorgio Tartarotti. Bravo! Non vedo l’ora a finirlo! #tatuaggio #GoodTattooParlour

12.02.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of a girl holding an old spear head on her chest as doves fly around her. Behind her a transparent angel wing can be seen

Illustration of a girl holding an old spear head on her chest as doves fly around her. Behind her a transparent angel wing can be seen

Delphine 🀍

Fanart I drew of a character from the incredibile book Between Two Fires by Christopher Buehlman

29.01.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 335 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

My schedule's opening up a bit in a few weeks. If anyone has some music they're making to benefit Minneapolis and/or people negatively impacted by the fascist nightmare we're facing, I'd be happy to do some pro-bono mixing and/or mastering. Hit me up with your project and let's talk details.

10.02.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Join us next Saturday for more adventures with the handiest Soviet spy in East Berlin, Comrade Hochs Spitzen-Waxoff!

07.02.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, I left out Vladimir Putin’s bitch. He’s that, too.

07.02.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, the monkey video. And this guy is our Commander-in-Chief. Not that it’s ok that he was already a fraudster, a rapist, a creepy dad, a betrayer of allies, a deadbeat, and a guy who had his deceased ex wife BURIED ON HIS GOLF COURSE, but yeah. Now also the monkey video. Fuck outta here.

06.02.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like a delightful nightmare πŸ–€

03.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the fat cats running everything walked into Epsteinβ€˜s diabolical honey trap, eh? Would explain why Israel got a blank check despite Bibi’s atrocities and why Putin and Musk got to treat Trump like their bitch. The rot must go very deep indeed. #Kompromat
#ReleasetheFiles or #PartyLikeIts1789

03.02.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That feeling when you just *know* someone is behind you.

03.02.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely nothing. You’re living as the gods intended.

02.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss the country I thought I lived in when I thought it was just a pee tape.

02.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Christopher Buehlman on Instagram: "Potential misunderstanding in #Bologna. Glad I stayed cool, I also didn’t see the sword at first." 113 likes, 5 comments - buehlmeister on November 29, 2025: "Potential misunderstanding in #Bologna. Glad I stayed cool, I also didn’t see the sword at first.".

From a trip to Bologna in November.

31.01.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0