Guess what everyone I just watched If I Had Legs I’d Kick You on my flight home so I could get emotional trauma on both trips over the Atlantic
06.03.2026 22:55
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Guess what everyone I just watched If I Had Legs I’d Kick You on my flight home so I could get emotional trauma on both trips over the Atlantic
Called my sneakers “trainers,” where is my UK passport
Today I met an Olympic gold medalist, watched an International Women’s Day event that I planned be executed beautifully, and received compliments from my boss and lots of other stakeholders at my firm. This calls for a celebratory cheese plate
I heard the opening notes and whipped my head around so fast
Oh my god I just saw the real jet 2 holiday ad
My hotel has eight (8) restaurants and yet guests are not allowed to have a laptop out at any of them after 5pm. No wonder we won the revolutionary war
@beckyhammer.bsky.social I need you to know that I have been in London for about 18 hours and have heard Bad Bunny playing in 3 different establishments, including the coffee shop I went to at 8 this morning
What I’d give to be here when a new season of Slow Horses was premiering
Man they are really into Paddington over here huh
Hear me out
We had a 12 hour long layover there on the way back from our honeymoon in Southeast Asia so we left the airport and did some sightseeing. It was like a cross between Epcot and Brookfield Place
Excuse me I thought this movie was going to be about zombies and not the undying love between a mother and her son?????
Perhaps 28 Years Later was not the best choice of movie to watch during the in flight breakfast service
Boarding a flight to London and I already have a plane nemesis
A screenshot of a fundraising text message I received from Graham platner and my response of “stop”
Usually I just ignore or report junk for these thing, but with this one I needed to do something stronger
“I had this moment when I was on Mount Kilamanjaro that I thought, I was the purest version of myself” - thing I overheard a guy at the gym say to a woman who is just trying to get her reps in
Excuse me his name was Hot Sake Neal
I just got complimented by the barber for letting Jack choose what he wants for his haircut
I made the executive decision not to watch this game and it appears I was correct
It appears I wasn’t dreaming when I checked my phone at 4:30 am after I got up to pee
I remember the llamas and that joke more than the stupid dress
PHIL COLLINS!!!! ABOUT TIME
Wearing wide legged pants tucked into my snow boots and the fabric is billowing out so much that I look like I’m wearing pantaloons, I truly do not give a fuck anymore
Oh my god it’s fucking snowing again
Hell, and I cannot stress this enough, yes
i don’t know why but “flav is pretty flexible on timing” is absolutely hilarious to me
Excellent snowplowing operation today, greatest city in the goddamn world
Pretty sure they already have one
Developing a parasocial relationship with @nymetrowx.bsky.social everything is fine
I like blue cheese, durian has no power over me