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Drew Barrymore in 1984

Drew Barrymore in 1984

Drew Barrymore, recently

Drew Barrymore, recently

Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

16.11.2025 12:44 👍 278 🔁 71 💬 6 📌 29
The N64 video game box art with the gun removed, accentuating the weird long monster mouth that it looked like.

The N64 video game box art with the gun removed, accentuating the weird long monster mouth that it looked like.

Needs more long mouth! :)

15.11.2025 05:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hasan Piker was detained by ICE and chose to talk to cops instead of shutting the fuck up.

Do not be like Hasan Piker. Be way smarter.

Never. Talk. To. Cops.

13.05.2025 00:26 👍 3383 🔁 941 💬 69 📌 94

We have the most anti-free speech government in modern American history.

(And yet, in true Orwellian fashion, they claim to be champions of free speech.)

12.04.2025 16:39 👍 20148 🔁 4180 💬 525 📌 134

We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.

29.03.2025 01:20 👍 4737 🔁 974 💬 36 📌 22
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Game Informer is back! The entire team is returning and we can't wait to reconnect. Come join us to celebrate the best in games, the people who make games, and the people who play games from all around the world.

www.gameinformer.com/letter-from-...

25.03.2025 19:51 👍 6200 🔁 1735 💬 304 📌 691

Happy birthday! Imagine I had something witty to add here. It’s the weekend, and I’m feeling lazy.

15.03.2025 21:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was exactly the point in the timeline when the Oscars lost me forever.

03.03.2025 00:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Meme from a clip from The Simpsons where dolphins banish the humans to the sea.

Meme from a clip from The Simpsons where dolphins banish the humans to the sea.

Snorky and crew are coming to take the land back. Good for them

01.03.2025 00:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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21.02.2025 11:40 👍 2363 🔁 179 💬 22 📌 3
Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
theonion.com/happy-p...

20.02.2025 23:00 👍 7789 🔁 1125 💬 101 📌 68

I'm at 1.9k followers! 🥳 Once I hit 2k, I'll post a picture of my sweet pup to celebrate!

19.02.2025 21:30 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 2
Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

18.02.2025 15:49 👍 62383 🔁 15103 💬 1029 📌 1170
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Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

10.02.2025 18:46 👍 8223 🔁 1927 💬 154 📌 168

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

18.02.2025 00:23 👍 28127 🔁 4681 💬 440 📌 213

The alt text (and entire situation) is amazing

17.02.2025 20:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

15.02.2025 18:39 👍 97812 🔁 21311 💬 5355 📌 2359
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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.

How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65

Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

12.02.2025 18:07 👍 27610 🔁 11807 💬 862 📌 967
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06.02.2025 18:23 👍 168 🔁 57 💬 3 📌 3
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...

06.02.2025 19:49 👍 11455 🔁 1280 💬 213 📌 90
the dog house on fire with an i voted sticker saying “they can’t do this it’s illegal”

the dog house on fire with an i voted sticker saying “they can’t do this it’s illegal”

02.02.2025 19:38 👍 13586 🔁 2835 💬 84 📌 187

DOGE is a billionaire's coup.

02.02.2025 22:43 👍 803 🔁 166 💬 35 📌 2

Elon Musk is not a Federal employee or a political appointee. DOGE is not a real department. None of their activities are legal. This is a coup. The Republicans in Congress are willing participants in it. At what point do Democrats in DC get that and start acting like it? It’s not the price of eggs!

02.02.2025 21:15 👍 22506 🔁 7161 💬 810 📌 374

your emails finds me…already up to my waist in the ocean, eyes resolute on the horizon, heart as cold as its welcoming embrace…

31.01.2025 00:42 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
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Do not keep operating under the assumption there’s any other way. Because there isn’t. History is clear!!!!’

25.01.2025 18:19 👍 2246 🔁 433 💬 88 📌 16
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23.01.2025 18:37 👍 7139 🔁 655 💬 59 📌 19
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Good time to post this cool Twitter logo I made for their design contest I made a while back. Hope it wins!

23.01.2025 02:41 👍 575 🔁 50 💬 26 📌 4

In retrospect “X” is the closest you can get shape wise to rebranding your website as a swastika.

22.01.2025 05:56 👍 499 🔁 45 💬 4 📌 3