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the winter of our diss content

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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 7590 πŸ” 1420 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 102

Eddie Vedder isn't mad, he's just disappointed.

05.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember having Drake Thomas opinions back last preseason

05.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

give tony gilroy a gun and free license to the IP

05.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 9

More like Kristie is Noemore amirite folks

05.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you mean to tell me colby doesn't know jack?

05.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not great, RBOB

05.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they're sending wide receivers to exile under joe brady for not finishing the top of their routes now

05.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would've killed these dandelions with hammers I can tell you that much.

05.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are looking at a laptop together . ALT: two men are looking at a laptop together .

Me, while walking the kids to school: ugh I need to pull up all these weeds in our garden beds

My 6YO: you should just smack them with hammers!

05.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IC: What caused you to propose these rule changes?

Sean McVay: Well the 2pt conversion was unlike other areas of the rule book regarding tries..

IC: I see. And what about that punt return in the same game?

Sean McVay: That-there is no connection.

IC: Sure.

04.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's 2020. Trump is executing military operations against Iran. THIS is Jet Tila's year to win TOC.

Its' 2025. Trump is executing military operations against Iran. THIS is Jet Tila's year to win TOC.

It's 2026. Trump is executing military operations against Iran. THIS is Jet Tila's year to

04.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh a new Tournament of Champions season dropped let us fucking go

04.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i do not wish to experience discourse about the state of maine

04.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Les Snead doing his level best to help the Seahawks win Super Bowl LXIII too

04.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

les snead you little shit

04.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

04.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1698 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2
Drake Hotline Bling meme: Kyler Murray, Seahawk (no), Kyler Murray, Mariner (yes)

Drake Hotline Bling meme: Kyler Murray, Seahawk (no), Kyler Murray, Mariner (yes)

03.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wow can't believe the kyler news broke bluesky

03.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

trump furious that uefa put madrid with man city in the round of 16

03.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh man i missed the end of a naptime???

03.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
United States at San Francisco Giants

Today, 3:00pm

United States at San Francisco Giants Today, 3:00pm

oh my god, we're fighting a war on multiple fronts

03.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 285 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 16

What did we learn, Palmer?

02.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

01.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 10440 πŸ” 2183 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 62

It is an absolutely GORGEOUS day outside today. Actually looking forward to doing yardwork today.

01.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny to look back on that day and think that if it had actually happened it would have happened while I was at Top Golf with my kids lol

01.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Terrible president.

28.02.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That happy hour modelo hit my hand like mjolnir

28.02.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0