Austin ❌👑

This is Hammer. Hammer’s available for adoption

(I’m not giving up my cat, I work at a shelter)

A week later the professor pulled me aside to compliment my work and recommended me for the honors English course.

I didn’t realize it was test day on a book I didn’t read nor read the sparknotes for. When my professor stepped out of the room for five minutes before passing out the test, I frantically scanned the sparknotes. BS’d all my essay answers based on that, ended up getting an A-

The lack of a mirror in this Taco Bell bathroom is oddly unsettling

Thanks!

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

Actually listening to peoples’ song recommendations is one of the quickest and easiest ways you can bring joy to someone’s life

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

If we somehow make it through all of this, we really need to teach the rise of the Nazi Party in schools.

Too many people think they went straight to industrial level genocide when in reality that was the last step of a very long and bureaucratic process

Since turning 30, all I do is talk shit about twenty-somethings

Cosplaying as a Republican by ordering my latte with regular milk

My quality of life has increased significantly since “Mon Dieu” became my expletive of choice

My coping mechanism is communicating solely in Disco Elysium quotes

I respect all levels of professional competence.

You suck at your job and you dont try? Hell yeah.

You suck at your job and you try really hard? Proud of you, you’ll get there!

You’re great at your job and you don’t try. I’m jealous!

You’re great at your job and you do try? That’s awesome!

#DnDCampaignIdea you’re playing the overworked and underpaid restaurant staff of Greyhawk’s finest restaurant, sent to go retrieve rare ingredients from remote places

We Need to Talk About Dungeon World 2 YouTube video by Tabletop Bro

Finally dropped a new vid hurray! Learn all about #DungeonWorld2 's interesting developments here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne3X...

People calling sneakers tennis shoes makes finding shoes for tennis way more difficult than it needs to be

“Strasbourg is in France? But it sounds German!”

“You’ve distilled centuries of international conflict into two concise sentences.”

Mais, ma vocabulaire est très merde alors I can’t hold a conversation

Just spoke French to a real life French person who said I had great pronunciation fuck with me

Nobody actually likes Bulgarian split squats. They’re just lying for clout

Thanks!

We Need to Talk About Fantasy Heartbreakers YouTube video by Tabletop Bro

enjoyed this perspective by @tabletopbro.bsky.social on the niche biases surrounding the term "fantasy heartbreaker"

happy to amplify any voice speaking in defense of making your own games your own way

even despite being called tf out 6:43, gonna need a senzu bean for that one

Neither one is real

Homer is to Ancient Greece fans as Santa is to kids

Once a video at least

We Need to Talk About Fantasy Heartbreakers YouTube video by Tabletop Bro

Let's talk about a subject that doesn't really have any REAL effect on our lives but I think is interesting!

youtu.be/k-TgeeIt2N8

I subvert masculine stereotypes by being utterly shit at parking

It always blows my mind just how MASSIVE LA is

Removing the Constitution from the White House is like the most comically mildly evil thing that would get Republicans riled up and yet the Trump administration did it and nobody cares