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Juju Bee

@notbeforenoon

Artist, atheist, autistic, disabled. Living on my home planet, O'ahu. Don’t follow me if all you post is politics. I have more than enough followers. I need art, music, history, and amusement. No DMs unless I know you or have requested you DM me.

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Since he’s obviously never been in a library, he doesn’t know that kids have a separate section.

06.03.2026 10:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No notes. Perfect.

06.03.2026 10:43 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

OMG that is hilarious!

06.03.2026 10:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It isn’t that they’re standoffish, but there’s something called the Seattle Freeze. You think you are friends but you can’t get closer to them. It was really hard to make friends there, and only one remained a friend when I moved away.

06.03.2026 10:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Line drawing in red ink of a woman in a off the shoulder dress with little ruffles for sleeves, her head is tilted to the side and her hair is a bunch of little curls like a crown.

Line drawing in red ink of a woman in a off the shoulder dress with little ruffles for sleeves, her head is tilted to the side and her hair is a bunch of little curls like a crown.

Art Archive March 5 (messed up the dates, yesterday was the 4th). Just a silly little drawing hiding in my sketchbook.

06.03.2026 10:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I was in high school, there were still those kind of soda machines around, and soda was 10¢! Plus you could get 2¢ back for the bottles.

06.03.2026 09:20 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I love it! I used to do printmaking, mostly zinc plates but monoprints too.

06.03.2026 05:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere"
Me: Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Peru in 98
"Really?'
Me: No

"Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere" Me: Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Peru in 98 "Really?' Me: No

06.03.2026 05:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or pants, for that matter.

06.03.2026 03:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think the bible mentions leggings.

06.03.2026 03:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They are all 12 in this administration.

06.03.2026 03:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I made the paper too. I loved making Japanese paper, even taught it for a while.

05.03.2026 23:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow.

05.03.2026 23:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Painting of a missionary preaching to Native Americans. 
Missionary: Without us you'd still be worshipping the Sun!
native American: Dude... the Sun is real

Painting of a missionary preaching to Native Americans. Missionary: Without us you'd still be worshipping the Sun! native American: Dude... the Sun is real

05.03.2026 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s no way that could backfire.

05.03.2026 23:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t worry about her. Trump gave her a new job he just made up so she’ll still get paid.

05.03.2026 22:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Some people have all the equipment but no time to cook. Others have disabilities that make it difficult or impossible to cook.

05.03.2026 22:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Medical Exploitation of Black Women

The "father of gynecology" experimented on his own slaves, without anesthesia. Once he perfected his technique, he used it on white women. With anesthesia. eji.org/news/history...

05.03.2026 22:28 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

I do like to imagine them ranting into the void.

05.03.2026 22:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cane sugar instead of HFCS is why I only drink Mexican Coca Cola. Also, it comes in glass bottles which I swear makes it taste better.

05.03.2026 22:11 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Love the one who brought his stick!

05.03.2026 22:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are we related? My mother had a cousin named Thomas Thomas Thomas. Named after three different Thomases.

05.03.2026 22:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My mother had a cousin named Llewellyn Llewellyn Llewellyn, and another named Thomas Thomas Thomas.

05.03.2026 21:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brilliant!

05.03.2026 21:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess the carrots and celery make it healthy.

05.03.2026 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, there goes the entirety of Fox News, I guess.

05.03.2026 21:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was he creeping in their bedrooms at night?

05.03.2026 21:07 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Does she get to keep her bedroom in the sky?

05.03.2026 21:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Always a problem with kittens. I usually name my cats silly names like Moofy or Pookie or Pickle.

05.03.2026 10:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Does the kitten have a name?

05.03.2026 10:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0