there are like 50 people in the country who want the UK to get involved in the Iran War, one of them is Kemi Badenoch, one of them is Nigel Farage, and the other 48 are newspaper columnists
Erm... maybe the Greens want to look into *why* he left Corbyn's office before celebrating this too much.
The other parties should be absolutely hammering this point every single day between now and the next GE. This and the Goodwin-Kruger Handmaid’s Tale stuff should render them absolutely fucking unelectable.
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be supportive. Say stuff like, “Nice battling, dude.”
PEPFAR, the program to stop hundreds of thousands of children and adults from dying of HIV/AIDS, was $6.5 billion a year.
and he's great!!
Children of Men is that good, you forget that Michael Caine is in it!!
William Osula's top speed against Manchester United (36.3 km/h) was the highest recorded by a striker in the Premier League this season. (Opta)
Quietly, calmly and forensically, BBC just dismantled the Trump communications shitshow on Iran.
No hyperbole, just laying out an unprecedented military, diplomatic and reputational shambles.
Worth a watch.
(🎥 BBC News/BBC Verify)
South East Water has £1.3 billion debt on a turnover of £300 million. Given it was debt free when it was privatised, the people who allowed this to happen should be criminally accountable.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Giant snake on an info panel about to eat a screaming child
The Museum of Scotland using small children in size comparison info panels is absolutely sending me.
More headlines like this please
Perfect. Leave them there. Never let them back in
a google maps screenshot of an island and its location is noted with a red location pin and the location says "boring island" which does actually look more like a peninsula
just got back from here and everyone there said they knew you
Four Mother’s Day cards featuring a designs featuring a brew, a vinyl record, a groovy floral and lighting.
Not every Mum wants a soppy card.
Some want a vinyl record. Some want a retro lamp. Some want a groovy floral. Some want a proper brew.
Four new Mother’s Day cards.
Designed in Manchester, made in the UK.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/mothers-day
An Englishman on his way to work in a Sharia court/windmill
THIS IS AMAZING - real time swears on here
And according to Hansard he's mentioned Clacton just once in the past twelve months - December 2025, complaining about the postponement of county council elections. We don't have an MP.
Reform are in denial about why they lost by 12% in Gorton & Denton (60% white, 80% UK-born) after losing by 11% in Caerphilly (98% white, 98% UK-born) to Plaid Cyrmu
Both seats unusual in seeing more people vote than at last Welsh Senedd/last GE: more voters turned out to stop Reform than supoort
“Those are kidney prices.” Nolan Knutson, Epitaph Etcher
Price Of Teeth Rises https://theonion.com/price-of-teeth-rises/
Important to remember that the people most enthusiastic about bombing Iran are almost always the people most hateful towards refugees.
A gentle reminder that there’s only a few days left to order a Mother’s Day card from me in time.
robstears.etsy.com
a poorly drawn cat with a drop pin shape
a grey cat inside a cat carrier, with only its head sticking out, making it look like a maps drop pin
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Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.
Cartoon: Mr Tourette, Master Signwriter. A bizarrely drawn man in a beret stands outside a church. A vicar says “Hello Mr Tourette, could you paint a banner for the church fete?” Mr Tourette says “Yeah, but I want the money upfront”. Later, we see he has draped an enormous banner that says “Spunk Drinking Festival” across the scene. The vicar says “Oh my Christ, this isn't what I wanted”, and Mr Tourette responds “Make your mind up you fickle cunt”
Cartoon: Mr Tourette, Master Signwriter. A bizarrely drawn man in a beret stands outside a house. A woman says “Mr Tourette could you paint a For Sale sign for my house?” He says “of course” Later... a huge sign reads “WHORE”. She says “Oh my God, this is not what l wanted”. He says “what are you, some sort of cunt? I still want paying”
Cartoon: Mr Tourette, Master Signwriter. A bizarrely drawn man in a beret stands by a plane. One of a group of people says “aah Mr Tourette, we need a brand new livery for our executive city flier jet service, we're looking for a solution that will work for the international market”. Mr Tourette says “you're talking my language”. Later... he has painted SEX TOURISTS and a swastika on the side of the plane. Customer: “Oh my fucking Christ”. Mr Tourette: “I know what you're thinking, 'a bit gloomy'”
Cartoon: Mr Tourette, Master Signwriter. A bizarrely drawn man in a beret stands by a ship. A man says “Mr Tourette could you paint "The Good Queen Esmeralda's Tour of the World on the side of my boat?” “of course”. Later, the boat is emblazoned with “the Queen's cunting boat”. Customer: “Oh my God, this isn't what I wanted”. Mr Tourette “Listen you cunt, you're going to have to be a bit more fucking specific”
I watched that SNL sketch, but I didn’t join The Discourse because the only thing that popped into my head was this, from @moderntoss.bsky.social but then this morning I thought “you know, actually…”
A 2000 year old barrel sponges in the Banda Sea spawn with the full moon, a rare natural spectacle of life. Found throughout the
tropical coral reef environments in the Atlantic Ocean, these sponges grow slowly but can live for centuries or thousands of years in
