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a man wearing a green shirt with flamingos on it says i 'm really tired ALT: a man wearing a green shirt with flamingos on it says i 'm really tired

Having to turn my air conditioning on in March feels like a fucking hate crime.

How do these weirdo dudes on Twitter not realize that it makes them look so unbelievably non-fuckable when they rage out over the fact they can't goon to a woman in a zombie game?

No woman is reading that and going "So hot rn. Hell yeah. Tweak out over small boobs and business cas' attire for me."

I just want her back...

Simulation? No, we're trapped in one of those AI slop games that sells for $4 on Steam. I refuse to believe someone intended on this simulation running so goddamn poorly.

We used to be a country.

I have watched every single episode of Red Dwarf... so many times that I'm utterly insufferable with references now.

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Speaking of things I feel that I'm thinking too often lately: "Gamers don't deserve games anymore."

We made a roleplaying game out of packing up an RE4 style briefcase and then made Leon Kennedy play it. It’s one of those ideas that came together amazingly and I’m so proud of the final result. youtu.be/v12u_oTFWyI?...

And Capcom… we’re open to working out a deal to make this a real game. Call us!

Would you like me to get in someone's face in your honor? As a treat?

You MUST check out Wax Heads. Not even kidding. Everything else you'll be doing at GDC must come second. I implore you. @dayofthedevs.org 💖

I don't know about y'all, but I've been saying "This feels like a distraction." way too much in the past year.

Simple and humble pineapple cupcakes made from one can of crushed pineapple and a box of yellow cake mix. They have a simple glaze made from strawberry jam, powdered sugar, lemon juice and a bit of salt. Topped with one tiny piece of pineapple.

Just made super-moist pineapple cupcakes with ONLY a can of crushed pineapple & a box of yellow cake mix.

They tell you to follow their rules & you’ll be allowed into the Kingdom of Heaven.

I’ve proven that we can break their rules & tear down their gates.

350f for 11-15 minutes: 18 muffins. 🧁

Sat at my kitchen table and ate four prunes slathered in peanut butter and thought to myself “Now isn’t a good time to forget about having healthy snacks.” and IMMEDIATELY made fun of myself for thinking it.

Reminder that I made a commercial for Minmo brand catfood

youtu.be/UEkoTeZKdRU?...

I’m very upset, but I’ve got nothing of substance to contribute to the conversation on this platform. When you see me posting through it about random stuff, don’t confuse it for apathy.

Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded

I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

@comtar.bsky.social was the greatest and got me and Bella RE9 and that controller for my birthday! (My controller was on its last legs)

The Genshin Impact PS5 Limited Edition controller on a terracotta red pillow

She’s so pretty and she’s getting absolutely road-tested with Requiem right now.

Bought cheese. Bought one beer. Going to make beer cheese tonight.

Haven't determined what I'm eating it with yet but first things first, right?

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

Saw #Scream7 at a fan showing and had an absolute blast with @belluh.bsky.social!

If you don’t have a good time with this movie then you must be a fake fan. 🤷🏻‍♀️