Jon Spurny

The needle drop for Nosferatu changed my life

My parents are proud of me mustard

I just saw Babygirl and need to know why we aren’t all talking about Harris Dickinson in Babygirl

The algorithms are feeding me inspiration videos made by gorgeous Black Women to start my year and I am ACCEPTING AND CLAIMING EACH AND EVERY ONE because I am WORTHY

Best music moment of 2024 was Charli saying “you know I ride for you too” during the Girl So Confusing remix outro. I still get chills every listen.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

The Nosferatu Sarcophagus Bed is now available: bit.ly/NosferatuBed

Looking for a man that makes me as excited as a bed with fresh, clean sheets

Midwestern teens dancing in the Macys Thanksgiving Day parade to Charli XCX’s songs about doing lines in the bathroom is capital C Camp

Quick heads up that I’m through accepting limits cause someone says they’re so

Took me until the final scene of Wicked to realize that when you fly you’re literally defying gravity

I just closed my computer and said “that’ll do, pig” to my empty apartment

This cute little white dog will fuck you up with joy.

You’re welcome to Sagittarius season.

No invitations needed; we are the party itself. Keep it cute tho. We come with our own weapons. And by the way, it’s a flaming arrow. 🔥 Look it up. We did. We did our homework and you are our extra credit.

Get a taste quick; we Irish goodbye any bullshit.

It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety

Purple Rain came up on shuffle as I watched this turning it into a performance art dance piece about every relationship I've ever been in

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Not everyone likes musical theater (and that's fine!) but I'm already over the discourse

Every negative Wicked review reads like they're written by the mayor from the town in footloose that outlawed dancing

La Voix and Voix La shattered my heart! Such beautiful television!

Big, brave, strong boy.

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How it feels logging on to Bluesky this week:

What’s everyone’s Letterboxd top 4?

Letterboxd.com/mrjonspurny/

That’s So Conclave Gossiping is no longer a sin. Now it’s ‘Conclave’ memes.

That's so Conclave.

NOSFERATU - Official Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters December 25 YouTube video by Focus Features

Being gauche and posting the Nosferatu trailer like it's my job (it is) www.youtube.com/watch?v=nulv...

there being no AI bots is so peaceful... every post is a human thought. pesticide-free posting. farm to table skeets

Fighting the urge to post all of my drafts from twitter