Drinking wine and watching baseball in Montreal yippeeeeee
10.03.2026 01:48
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Drinking wine and watching baseball in Montreal yippeeeeee
Can I like DoorDash a hug
My brain is my #1 opp
Ate at bacchanalia tn
Hooooly fuck
mondy
Trying to get off Instagram hi people in my phone
Rewatching the Cell Block Tango like 👁️🫦👁️
Of all the things I’ve done in my life I’d really like to go see Chicago on Broadway again.
Thinking about that 9th grader I taught last year who was obsessed with Pablo Escobar
“U look tired” thanks I stayed up all night thinking and obsessing over things I have no control over.
Relatable.
Finna watch Lake Mungo again that shit is so good
Not sure why IG keeps pushing plastic surgery ads to me but it’s really sad :( might fuck around and delete that
Reminding myself that I just have to make it through this week and then I have a whole week off
On one hand, super cool that a kid learning English as a second language beat ME at a WORD GAME!!! But now I have to haul my ass to a specialty store to get the right kind of candy 🫠
Had my kids playing a game where they got a word and they had to see how many new words they could make using the letters and one of these mfs beat me so now I have to bring candy for the whole group on Monday.
Hitting Spirit after work I’m so hype
I really wish it was like socially acceptable to be more open about having medical issues or differences bc I was just fully falling asleep in a Very Important meeting that my head of school decided to have at 8am!! I have narcolepsy but I probably looked like Idgaf
Found it at Spirit! I might just start wearing it year round to spook people lol
Happy Halloweeeeeeeen! I don’t really get to do much for today except watch Saw with my homies tonight but BEHOLD! My costume from this weekend
all of my tweets are about Saw now; this is just who I am
Me when I find out that one of the planned Saw sequels might center on Hoffman
Saw X was so good hehe
(and they’re actually just good and I WILL die on this hill)
being a Saw girlie is so ruff bc people assume I love gore and torture porn when in reality I’m just a special effects dweeb who loves movies from the 2000s
ooooo what did you order?
Godzilla monster/secondary character Gigan. Gigan is green with gold scales, has a metallic beak, a bright red visor for eyes, metallic hook arms, and a saw located on the belly area. Gigan is bipedal.
You didn’t think you’d see Gigan today, but here Gigan is!
Please don’t arrest me officer I’m so funny and sexy
A week in Chicago: halftime update