Mike Ellis

I’m one of the 8.

Fuck the rules, right @chrishaun.bsky.social ?

The wicked witch of FASHION!!!!

Perhaps hitchhiking was a bad idea?

Maybe knitting is a good hobby?

Down the way from me. Ya. You’re right. Miss you too bro, we should cook

You’re not helping bro!!!!!!!

I h8 @rot26.wtf

Tonight at 6:30 pm ET, our organizer @plaverty.layer8conference.com will be on Unicorn Chef with @theonlymikee.bsky.social to try to make pizza from scratch! Tune in and comment, mock, tease, have some fun! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-veQ...

You’re the only Ciso I like.

Glad you’re okay lady!!!!!!

What’s hilarious is that I’m wearing the exact same shirt in my profile picture today as I write this to you. And absolutely no pants at all.

About right. Cheeto in chief.

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord our god?

Valentine’s Day surf and turf. #UnicornChef

HANG ON TIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay... I've watched both Dune movies. I'm now using "ride my worm" in regular conversations.

Chanko Nabe. With “pre drama” sriracha (I have 2 other bottles). #UnicornChef

Froster me up mommmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyy

I’d place that inside me.

I've never seen Dune. Cancel me.

K. Love it. Rusticated, Irish, larger bowl, not a fishtail, this site is awesome

Okay. I love you.

Where. The. Fuck. Is. The. Ketchup?????????????

@chrissistrunk.bsky.social newp pipe time. Any recommendations?

To begin whipping dance of the deaaaaaaaddddd

I was looking forward to you, trying to my Beretta… Not anymore

You’re awesome man!

This is literally impossible

I followed the rules.

“Plays air guitar”