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Monstro Elisabethshu

@pschlarm

a woman People Magazine once called “an unnamed friend of the deceased”

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baby jane dont is takin formula she’s doin well

07.03.2026 02:32 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Bb

07.03.2026 01:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beautiful Benefactress Badge

07.03.2026 00:51 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You are begging the question, i can now show this to people when they are confused about what begging the question means

07.03.2026 00:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me

06.03.2026 23:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah im not sure youre thinking logically here so i’ll let you marinate

06.03.2026 23:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think someone is gonna end up suing barrett pall for defamation

06.03.2026 23:14 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kalshi says you’re going to the hague?

06.03.2026 19:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 👍 9100 🔁 2070 💬 86 📌 34
06.03.2026 16:28 👍 5152 🔁 1154 💬 28 📌 22

You know when kids are playing superheroes and one kid will be like “well actually i also have the power to move super fast so i can dodge all your laser beams”. I love how it’s like that but with money

06.03.2026 13:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She is actually a 13 yr old’s idea of what a rich lady is. I adore it.

06.03.2026 13:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg hooray

06.03.2026 12:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boston generous boy

05.03.2026 03:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Speak on this

05.03.2026 03:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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singing him an original song i wrote called “thousands of years of inbreeding led to you”

05.03.2026 02:59 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

@ematthewcobb.bsky.social

05.03.2026 02:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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#survivor50

05.03.2026 02:28 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Become the batman, bgb.

04.03.2026 18:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I dont want to save you. I want to weaponize you to bring rfk jr down

04.03.2026 18:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am 100% sure that the Jesse Singal Katie Herzog Ben Ryan Yglesias contingent are just extreme exterminationists doing barely concealed nazi shit

04.03.2026 18:03 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am so shocked by the last ep with Yaz

04.03.2026 17:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trying to weaponize @bostongayboy.bsky.social against the federal government

04.03.2026 17:56 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the access tech press and facebook marketing materials always talk about how popular these PERVERT GLASSES BY MARK ZUCKERBERG are, but I somehow never see anybody actually wearing them, even here in techie Seattle

04.03.2026 16:31 👍 141 🔁 41 💬 15 📌 5

Uh jeff youre a racist

04.03.2026 03:04 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We also just murdered this guy’s parents, his wife, and his son so good luck getting a peace deal

04.03.2026 02:31 👍 3842 🔁 740 💬 4 📌 17
Christopher Hooks
@cd_hooks What to look for on election night in the
#TXSen Dem primary: 1) Votes. The more each candidate gets, the better. And that's likely to determine the
winner of the entire ballgame. 2) The map. Votes from outside Texas aren't likely to count at all-unless they were mailed
in.
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Christopher Hooks @cd_hooks What to look for on election night in the #TXSen Dem primary: 1) Votes. The more each candidate gets, the better. And that's likely to determine the winner of the entire ballgame. 2) The map. Votes from outside Texas aren't likely to count at all-unless they were mailed in. •• • 12:56 PM • Mar 3, 2026 • 189.2K Views 38 * > 326 4.4K 139

Can’t believe you withhold this insight from the folks here

04.03.2026 01:03 👍 606 🔁 45 💬 11 📌 6

Do we?!

04.03.2026 01:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let’s GO

03.03.2026 23:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He is experiencing a psychotic break

03.03.2026 23:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0