Coffee, straight out of my nose.
06.03.2026 19:28
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Coffee, straight out of my nose.
We’re so back
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
It's 1992, there's a Republican president with a war in the middle east and a recession.
It's 2008, there's a Republican president with a war in the middle east and a recession.
It's 2026, there's a Republican president with a war in the middle east...
And just like that we’re back to “Department of Defense”
anthropic: I have made AI
tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’d like to remind the teen who pointed & chuckled at me “you wouldn’t get it you’re from the 1900s” that, in the words of Mel Brooks, “we mock the thing we are to be”
So keep laughing - I’ll be enjoying my hobbies when you’re discovering joint pain
Tired: Techbro buying Wired
Wired: Techbro not buying Wired
A frustrated cartoon man in shirt & tie throws his previously crossed arms up & yells “I GUESS”
Seeing the “2028” release year & knowing I have to survive until then
Just saw the trailer for @cartoonsaloon.bsky.social’s upcoming “Kindred Spirits” & Y’ALL
HOLY COW
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QQn9...
I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant
I know everyone is disappointed that she isn't being kicked to the curb but they had to keep her on the inside. This way she keeps the paycheck, the jets and her paramour on the payroll. She knows where the bodies are buried so they can't piss her off too much.
This is like swapping advanced gonorrhea for advanced syphilis.
Inshallah
ohhh fuck Arun Prakash this is gonna get ugly faaast
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Baron Munchausen-ass life but the shit is REAL
Good lord what am I DOING
Once again wondering which to go with
Getting body checked by the President of Armenia’s security detail?
Drinking at a bar w/ Chuck Berry when I was six?
Hitting a crow w/ a trebuchet-launched grapefruit (ACCIDENTALLY)?
Some other incident?
bsky.app/profile/adro...
Oh, here we go again
*cracks knuckles*
C'mon man
It’s always *right* after the podcast drops good LORD
This is how you write a goddamn headline.
Pure godless evil.
Screencapping the OP b/c I just can’t devote what little mental energy I still have to arguing w/ the cerebral equivalent of a dirty spittoon but shoutout to @tlecaque.bsky.social for sliding it into my feed & reminding me why we (historians) drink
bsky.app/profile/tlec...
Hans Moleman hiding in a phone booth assaulted by parakeets says “I need the shittiest take you have. No, that’s too shitty”
I wish I was joking
“austin (e/accordion 🪗)” post reading “Every field of human endeavor is about to have the best software and tooling that has ever existed for *any* field. What do you think it would do for the study of, say, history to have the budget to hire a 1,000-person engineering team writing code just for you?”
Look, I already have people telling me WWI was a global psyop to erase things like the 1893 World’s Columbian Exposition grounds & other “Tartarian ruins” that escaped “the Great Mud Flood” - I don’t need AI to hallucinate history too
BREAKING: Babe, wake up. New war just dropped. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/u...
bsky.app/profile/angr...
