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@flounder

D&D fanatic. Sports fan (Gamecocks, Jaguars, and NASCAR, among others). Trekkie. Furry/Orc. Trans (she/her). Queer AF. <3 @brightmoonbunny.bsky.social. Profile pic by @toonraccoon.art. https://linktr.ee/brotherflounder

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Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

10.03.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1491 ๐Ÿ” 314 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76 ๐Ÿ“Œ 319

*mumble grumble*

10.03.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the war is nearly complete! Daddy said so! /s

10.03.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[giant hug]

10.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brian Bosworth
Ryan Leaf
Andre Ware
Brady Quinn
Justin Blackmon

10.03.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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10.03.2026 07:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 518 ๐Ÿ” 225 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

And/or they have created this residency for someone's friend.

10.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a library that isn't listening to its own creatives in places like the marketing department.

10.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the actual frig?!

10.03.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TFW you crushed a presentation on Florida law that you gave with another lawyer.

10.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no. Iโ€™m so so sorry.

10.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

South Carolina is keeping Lamont Paris. [headdesk]

10.03.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, that was drained years ago. Her e-mails, etc.

10.03.2026 11:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because Trump is a fucking moron.

10.03.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is how I access Bluesky.

10.03.2026 11:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

My mother used to literally print out MySpace pages as family law evidence.

10.03.2026 11:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And my axe!

10.03.2026 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OMG! ๐Ÿฆ€
beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

@franzanth.bsky.social
@jopabinia.bsky.social

09.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 395 ๐Ÿ” 124 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
A bunny runs excitedly down a beach at high tide, to a greenish bottle that has just been washed ashore. Inside the bottle is a rolled up message.

A bunny runs excitedly down a beach at high tide, to a greenish bottle that has just been washed ashore. Inside the bottle is a rolled up message.

Daily bunny no.3253 is ready for an adventure

10.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2494 ๐Ÿ” 551 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

I knew my husband was a Disney adult *before we met in person* (and vice-versa). There is not much hiding it.

10.03.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thing about you and your partner both being big ole libs is that once a week one of you goes on an epic rant about how if weโ€™d just HELP people our society would be so much better off and how we could do that if the rich paid their fair share and the other just sits there and nods solemnly.

01.07.2025 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I managed to get around it by acting as more of a discussion moderator than having a set program, which is more appropriate for a meetup anyways.

Except the one year where nobody wanted to chat with each other. That was suuuuuuuuuper awkward.

10.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you vacuum the dog?

10.03.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BOOOOOOO.

10.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What else did you expect from Mr. Cel-Ray, Esq.?

10.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty mid year for RBs in the draft, too.

10.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Bluesky

10.03.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

How very dare you.

10.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Drag Race subreddit has incurable brainworms.

10.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0