Nwar®️ (nwɑːr, nwaʁ)

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

@gizmodo.com ‘wares dis on yo inflowmation⁉️ “teledildonic” ?? 🧐😳😂

https://www.namebase.io/

‘ya cood try namebase to werk outt sometin close’ 🤓

ha! 😆

That’s because you have the “Lorena Bobbitt bumper attachment”.

Is he gonna get it at Walmart? Pray tell.

Green eggs and ham

A guy comes in, tells me his life story, then as he was leaving pulled some weed out of his pocket & left it on the counter for me.
If only everyone would do this after they’ve talked to me.

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says huh ? wha ? . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says huh ? wha ? .

😬

‘in dat case.. 🗣️ “Deebo‼️” 😬’

‘how do 👁️ sell a comic book idea when 👁️ can’t “write or draw” to ah comic dohicky company??
👇
👁️already askd da internet.

a man is sitting in a chair with headphones on and pointing at the camera . ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with headphones on and pointing at the camera .

‘mustve gotten ah “side shootin” cupid dat cant 🎯 shite’ 🤣🤣

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‘da military can help ya gett dare. enlist n exp da wonders of death n destruction. nuttin bettadan tuh seee a screamin camel on fire tuh reallly understand da def of “surreal” 🫡’

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a group of men in white robes are standing in a row ALT: a group of men in white robes are standing in a row

‘thinkin.. more roman kine stuff wit nautee rites n festivals, Lupercalia‼️ skipp da tickles str8 to da pickles!’

y’all ever wanted to try a glory hole??

‘thot bout visitin one n play “wacko mole”, butt dats battery’ 😅

a man in a white robe is eating popcorn from a bowl ALT: a man in a white robe is eating popcorn from a bowl

‘oh nice! try dis..
“…, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.”

‘if em wont n ya neeed it.. ask me 😉😐’

‘foooooook‼️ 😏 gettin sdfu ova heres too!’

a man with a beard is making a gesture with his hands and the word magic is on the bottom ALT: a man with a beard is making a gesture with his hands and the word magic is on the bottom

‘wait‼️ let me do a magix trik for ya…. 🗣️ “opennn cashew!!” 🤪’

‘dannnnnnnnng’ 🤣

a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you .

‘ways‼️ 🤪 👁️ spelld dem jus fine’

a man wearing a hat that says wayne 's world is sitting in a car with a group of people . ALT: a man wearing a hat that says wayne 's world is sitting in a car with a group of people .

DIJJJJJOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!

a man in a white suit is standing in an empty room with a caption that says now ALT: a man in a white suit is standing in an empty room with a caption that says now

‘what? you mean the tv show? dem morms n lds are considered “christians” by def, soo isn’t okay for dem to tell da fiction. 👁️ mean yes, baptists wood make it more lively but aint Gee suppose to be judgin dis??’

a man with a beard is wearing a yellow shirt and says much much lower ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a yellow shirt and says much much lower

‘fooook‼️ back tuh da void 🦋, cant gett..’

🤣🤣

📸: @totespostmodern.bsky.social

🧐… ‘you rite handd?’

‘feeds’ 🙄 why in da foook do peeps make feeeds dat use “keywords” fookit up so bad dat if da word has multiple def, da post willshow anyways. 👁️ want to seee “weed” as in cannabis, 🚫 dandelions or ‘weed out’ def of removing something 😑🤦🏽

‘bring it’ 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️