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They’re the only ones that passed the enhanced vetting, ok? Everyone one is at it.

11.03.2026 22:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought he’d been a bit quiet recently

17.02.2026 13:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

17.02.2026 09:25 👍 5822 🔁 2602 💬 37 📌 59

1926

12.02.2026 16:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth

10.02.2026 03:51 👍 1909 🔁 346 💬 34 📌 28

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

09.02.2026 02:32 👍 7159 🔁 880 💬 54 📌 37

Save us from the meat bores

08.02.2026 21:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aaaah. I am very tired. I shouldn’t be operating social media at all.

08.02.2026 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a problem. Is it possible your landlord is an idiot?

08.02.2026 13:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

CO though, right? Unless you’re living in a ship.

08.02.2026 10:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You can see it much better on TV anyway, and it’s warm.

08.02.2026 10:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Name them
shame them

05.02.2026 14:30 👍 40333 🔁 11562 💬 609 📌 394

I’ve woken up every night this week, wide awake, earlier and earlier 👁️👁️ Not loving it.

06.02.2026 13:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Virtual Matrimony
Jan van Eyck
1434

05.02.2026 11:24 👍 101 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0

you’ll never guess what this was in reply to

25.01.2026 17:28 👍 1361 🔁 296 💬 50 📌 8

I'm so delighted that I complied with the Online Safety Act, blocking an accessibility feature on my site from UK users to 'protect the children' while Elon Musk's site can just generate CSAM with total impunity.

07.01.2026 10:04 👍 543 🔁 164 💬 4 📌 6

Currently struggling to use touch surfaces with melolin and micropore on all my best digits. It’s a bad time of year for it.

06.01.2026 14:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.

The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.

05.01.2026 13:19 👍 8490 🔁 4327 💬 660 📌 655

If this isn’t a bot trying to sow discord, it deserves as much attention anyway. Blocking…

15.12.2025 21:38 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was so tempted. I hope it brings you answers

11.12.2025 21:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love coffee but eventually I had to cut out even the one a day. I love being able to sleep more. I’m all for more choice.

11.12.2025 08:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Israeli drone chases and kills elderly woman in Gaza as attacks continue At least seven Palestinians killed in Israeli attacks as military pushes deeper beyond truce demarcation line.

Israel hunted a 70 year old lady down with a gun drone and then hoovered above to make sure she bled out next to her dying son. They both join almost 1,000 Palestinians Israel has massacred or maimed in its genocide during the "ceasefire".

www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12...

08.12.2025 03:24 👍 1208 🔁 757 💬 12 📌 24
A black graphic with five candles on it. The candles are in the trans flag colours - blue then pink then white then pink then blue. White text above the candles reads "Trans Day of Remembrance 2025" and the Scottish Trans logo is in the top right hand corner.

A black graphic with five candles on it. The candles are in the trans flag colours - blue then pink then white then pink then blue. White text above the candles reads "Trans Day of Remembrance 2025" and the Scottish Trans logo is in the top right hand corner.

Today is Trans Day of Remembrance (TDoR), a day where we pause to remember those who we have lost around the world this year to transphobic violence.

20.11.2025 09:16 👍 116 🔁 60 💬 1 📌 2

Or it’s far enough from being hardware that Marchmont Hardware might sell it 💩

08.11.2025 15:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe www.greenplantshops.co.uk

08.11.2025 15:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that really playing to your strengths though?

27.10.2025 19:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In a box

26.10.2025 20:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it.

A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE?

A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

23.10.2025 20:14 👍 28998 🔁 5921 💬 347 📌 333

The irony is that ornithologists are the only ones not calling them seagulls

23.10.2025 20:56 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DAILY
EXPRESS
BACKING BRITAIN FOR 125 YEARS
express.co.uk
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2025
EXCLUSIVE 'Magnificent Seven' Darlington nurses continue their female-only spaces fight
FOR THE SAFETY AND DIGNITY OF EVERY WOMAN AND GIRLY

DAILY EXPRESS BACKING BRITAIN FOR 125 YEARS express.co.uk TUESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2025 EXCLUSIVE 'Magnificent Seven' Darlington nurses continue their female-only spaces fight FOR THE SAFETY AND DIGNITY OF EVERY WOMAN AND GIRLY

Almost 60,000 women have signed this petition by @nionwomen.bsky.social women to say that the transphobes do not speak for them. Meanwhile the Daily Express front-pages seven transphobes, falsely claiming that they “represent women”. If they do not represent you. Please sign.

notinourname.org.uk

21.10.2025 08:40 👍 514 🔁 213 💬 30 📌 16