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Original humor writing. Wordplay, satire, parody, fun. Optimist. Newsman.

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Tree toughs gather in obvious places to intimidate folks who climb by

09.01.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Woman acclimating to knee prostheses not ready to trust it off leash

28.12.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Neighbors still haven't taken down Christmas icicles

28.12.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Palliative care patient ralliesβ€”comforts EOL care robot suffering Windows blue screen

26.12.2025 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Woman recovering from knee surgery glad for new book she simply can't get up and easily walk away from

26.12.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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BigBuddy 4000 heater vows to "Crush. Kill. Destroy." competition

25.12.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The central lesson of Dr. Seuss's The Sneetches is that discrimination and prejudice based on physical differences are arbitrary and foolish.​By the end of the story, the Sneetches realize that having or not having a "star" doesn't change their worth or identity. The book serves as a satire on racism and social elitism, showing that people are fundamentally the same regardless of outward appearances.

The central lesson of Dr. Seuss's The Sneetches is that discrimination and prejudice based on physical differences are arbitrary and foolish.​By the end of the story, the Sneetches realize that having or not having a "star" doesn't change their worth or identity. The book serves as a satire on racism and social elitism, showing that people are fundamentally the same regardless of outward appearances.

Giraffes don't learn from Star-Belly Sneetches

23.12.2025 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ant colony white-knuckles through another family vacation #entomology

22.12.2025 13:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
In 2025, Arctic warming has accelerated to nearly triple the global average, with the Greenland Ice Sheet losing 129 billion tons of ice this year alone.

In 2025, Arctic warming has accelerated to nearly triple the global average, with the Greenland Ice Sheet losing 129 billion tons of ice this year alone.

Inuit, SΓ‘mi scramble for dozens of new words for snowmelt

21.12.2025 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gil Gerard, hero of 25th century, somehow dead in 21st

19.12.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Obstreperous bookworms ransack Little Free Real Estate Listing Library in high-minded rage

18.12.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Marine predator the size of bus ferried prey along ancient river service stops 66 million years ago

15.12.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Geriatrics step on Washington in remonstration of mall closings

15.12.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fencepost turtle new Harvard legacy admit

14.12.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scooter McCain grounded after bouncing 8th AD Skyraider off deck of Navy flattop

11.12.2025 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Clipped! Another former child actor arrested for meth, assault, Trump support

10.12.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Neunundneunzig Luftballons treffen auf ein Lufthansa

09.12.2025 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Battleship New Jersey embraces reputation for colorful, profanity-laced signal flagging

07.12.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guy doesn't know what makes him buy the crap he buys

07.12.2025 00:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jack Finney recognized with Lifetime Achievement Award

05.12.2025 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wordle releases three-fifths scale model

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02.12.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MA woman crashes into cranberry bog, adds sugar, comes to boil

27.11.2025 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FBI releases Bigfoot's official file per family's request

25.11.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guy up watching yet another Accident Case Study: A Case Study

21.11.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stoics, stones break man's bones

21.11.2025 11:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Broccoli stalk soup keeps showing up at chickpea's workplace

20.11.2025 11:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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33 pages abducted from vintage sci-fi paperback

19.11.2025 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Couch potato with Bradycardia tries to think of it like having the resting heart rate of an elite sleeping athlete

18.11.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jack and Jill head back downhill after Jack never supported her career

16.11.2025 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Man-apes begin cord cutting after cascade of extraterrestrial streaming services they're expected to pay for becomes unbearable

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