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Three Words. Canada Hockey Scandal.
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
Streisand Effect gonna go crazy on this one.
This does not please the future King.
Fishin' buddies.
Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
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Nazis are nazis, there is no aisle
So that's how I learned about the recent recipient of the 'FIFA World Peace' Award...
...God that comedy just writes itself doesn't it?
🗿 Sigma 🗿
This is how Sigma pulled up to beat up X and Zero after they resolved their marriage quarrel 💥
#MegamanX #Megaman #Capcom #Rockman #RockmanX
Greg Biffle taking the checkered flag. Winning his first NASCAR Cup Series race at Daytona in 2003.
#16Forever
The Street Fighter movie is going to be so dogshit and I fucking love it.
Welcome to the Video Game Awards, where the Awards don't matter, but the fandoms will go to war over because we cannot just touch grass and enjoy the trailers for other games coming soon.
Tonight: The Game Awards!
We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
Some fun names from last night on Sonic Crossworlds...
Guess we owe FE:Fates Revelations an apology now.
"Fuck you, I hope your family have a happy Christmas."
Not enough cuts at every slant route.
We are deeply saddened to hear the news of Takaya Hashi's passing.
Thank you for your brilliant portrayal of Slayer in the "GUILTY GEAR" series and your hard work and dedication to video games as a whole.
Rest peacefully.
"Hey folks, this is a certified fresh MEME we had cooked up here! Some big le epik material!"
They're doing this as the world burns btw.
Dear Canadians,
Aim the smoke at DC please.
Yours Truly,
A guy coughing in Michigan
All I'm saying after Summer Slam is if you're yelling at people to watch AEW. Sorry folks they still paying Chris Jericho. I'm tapping out a few months at that point.
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 11
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 21
NASCAR Heat is a game that just functions.
Democracy.
