Bazookles

poo sky LMFAO

giving coworker a $25 Amazon gift card only for them to find out i already used it to buy their real gift, 4500 live pre-fed ladybugs

Got stuck inside of a transformer mid-transformation and ended up killing it so now I gotta figure out how to get my car back

Thank Zenithar it's Fredas

momi frees peepo YouTube video by Thren

Momi ( @alphena.vtuber.gg ) released an incubus and refuses to see how that can go wrong

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ft Maddie (me), Omar ( @magistelle.bsky.social ), Bright ( @bazookles.bsky.social ), Dante ( @sightless.bsky.social ) and Bant/the GM ( @acgats.bsky.social )

#gatsgame
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The fans need to know that I'm working through my anger in these dark times... that at the end of every punchline, a sad person with a shriveled heart...

And a fat ass that when it wobbles, it knocks everything over in a 5m radius...

I may have thrown the earth off of its rotation by just a little bit after that last crashout... sorry!!

You think that's bad?
My roommate was the Easter Bunny!

I came home from work one day and the whole house stunk.

So yeah... that just happened.

Why couldn't I have been born into a family of shamans

Ugh.. born on an ancient wellspring of magic.. Awesome innate powers instead I guess..

The mystic on top of the mountain unlocked my true potential. I have control over cigarettes and cardboard now

PLEASE Direct your attention away from the SBBM gallery i have open on my 128inch monitor and admire the post

Don't ask me how, but I feel as if I am more likely to see Banjo from Banjo Kazooie with a fat ass on this website than I am anywhere else.

I have yet to find 'Awesome Sauce' and will continue looking for it. Should it take my whole life, so be it.

I eat my treats so damn neatly
Never leaving crumbs
I am the ultimate snack master

I came into this world with a slice of pizza in one hand and a football in the other

Welcome back to the stage of history

12x the amount in a lunchable

Just a quick advisory for anyone browsing my page:

My posts MAY have trace amounts of lead that through prolonged exposure could prove to be a health hazard.

I love poisons I love toxins i love acids and venoms

I'm cooked...

What the hell do you mean I have an invalid handle

Ah yes time to see GHOST CAT ANZU, now in theaters

There's a criminal at large, and his name is 'Safety First'

Raindrops keep falling on my head... then suddenly I'm filled with ogres dread...

intricate pulley system : )

dream blunt rotation is a morgue with 4 dead guys so none of those fuckers hog me weed

Player Core 2 is live on AoN! Check out our front page for all the details - thanks so much to everyone for their patience, we hope you all enjoy!