Algorithmotrophic fungus

Yes. And it's a legitimately huge problem

I'm so not even kidding, potion season starts now

Literally a bigass stainless steel cauldron all shiny from my scrubbing

Hey, who else out here scrubbing their cauldron for the 2026 potion season?

Rewild your cubicle!

"Gender is a fixed biological reality, like gravity" ok but you're not passing 50 laws making it a crime to defy gravity, why do you suppose that is

I had a late 90s Corolla until I landed it upside down in a tree and walked away (with only a scratch on my pinky finger - not kidding) no airbags, just a solid car. I replaced it with a '97 Camry. Will only own Toyotas

The Aramchek Proposal: instead of the leap year and daylight savings, every two years, we wind the clock back twelve hours, flipping AM and PM while preserving the integrity of the duodecimal clock. The repeat hours of the flip are a global festival where we celebrate man’s shared war against time.

i like how doorknobs wait until you’re really irritated before they catch your belt loop

Some of the freshest prosecutors I've ever seen, well done

Love these colours!

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I guess I'm a gnome. That makes sense, answers a lot of questions really

Another follower gave me a great tip about changing my settings so that I can’t post a photo until I include Alt Text so I set that up. Super helpful! And now I don’t have to worry about forgetting.

We have a deeply conservative government with no opposition and an army of liberal hype men. It fucking sucks

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Friend of mine once dressed up as a "Freudian slip" by putting suggestive words on a slip dress

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"Karl Pearson was convinced that by measuring correlation, he could demonstrate that open race & class war was the most rational position for the British government. This chapter will cover analysis of variance, which is necessary for..."

Between Army Forge and the advanced ruleset for OPR Fantasy, it's got enough for my light hobbying - but it is far from the depth of flavour you get with AoS

I play one page rules and have an army that combines sylvaneth, gloomspite, krewl boyz, and ironjaws. AoS figures without limiting battletomes

There may be a time when you are drifting off to sleep when you suddenly sit bolt upright with the realization that the missing ecological puzzle piece essential for proper global ecosystem function is elephants.

Jaw dropping 🤩

This is very cool! Some great lines in the paper: www.frontiersin.org/journals/psy...

Comedy of Errors is a solid comedy

Several times a week, until I had to stop

I had to make 2 more promises: 1) stop calling them dildos, and 2) be less "flippant" about sex.

I was teaching sex ed, and juggling the wooden "demonstration tools" we used to show how to put a condom on. Until a teacher complained

When in was 19 or 20, in order to keep my job, I had to promise my supervisors I would no longer juggle dildos in public schools.

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We are so lucky technology gave us the convenience of online everything, now 100% of issues that could have been solved by a 2 minute phone call take 4 days to resolve and we can’t get a person on the phone even if we try.

battles and objective markers to the larger narrative world. Yet. You got my gears turning though. We love epic high-point battles. Any story about empire and resistance is also a story about resources. I'm excited to work on objectives that reinforce the larger narrative, thanks! 4/4