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Michael Deakin

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Pan ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Lefty โฌ…๏ธ Nerdy ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ“š Pub writer and book enthusiast. Words at 8bitsandbobs.co.uk

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The Veronicas - โ€™Untouchedโ€™ (live for Like A Version)
The Veronicas - โ€™Untouchedโ€™ (live for Like A Version) YouTube video by triple j

I didnโ€™t think we'd be getting a new live version of Untouched in the year of our lord 2026, but here it is.

The boost to my mental health that this has provided this morning is indescribable.

youtu.be/6Wva3UTUYtM?...

09.03.2026 07:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Overheard in the pub:

"do you ever feel like you have big willy days and little willy days?"

08.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't wait to be slinging pints of Sussex Best next Saturday and have loads of Yorkshiremen telling me how bloody expensive it is at ยฃ4.80 a pint ๐Ÿซ 

08.03.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I've done enough ordering to last us for a couple of weeks, and then we shift a 9Gal of 5.8% West Coast IPA in just over a day, and I have to reassess...

07.03.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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News, nuggets and longreads 7 March 2026: The Lonely Londoners Every Saturday we round up the best writing about beer from the past week. This time, weโ€™ve got pub influencers, brewery sales and buzzers. We usually start these round-ups with an item or two of beer...

GOOD MORNING! Here's the latest edition of news, nuggets and longreads, with a bit on BrewDog, and several links that connect with and echo each other in pleasing ways on influencers and gentrification. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ

boakandbailey.com/2026/03/news...

07.03.2026 08:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Adding books with film poster covers to my list of most unchic things, alongside lined wine glasses.

06.03.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking earlier about what my favourite word is, and I think it's 'cahoots'.

05.03.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HELP!!! THE HOPS MADE ME LIKE WILLIES AHHHHH

05.03.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Customer: oh I'll have a pint of mild please, a rarity where I come from in Somerset!

Me: yeah? Is it more bitters down your way then?

Him: yeah and pales, horrible hoppy things. Gay beers we call them.

๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿซ 

05.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

Actual footage of the Adnams rep paying me a visit today ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A selection of pumpclips from Harvey's Brewery.

A selection of pumpclips from Harvey's Brewery.

I'm actually so buzzin for the Harvey's Tap Takeover next Saturday ๐Ÿ˜

04.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A single slice of pie

A single slice of pie

Several slices of pie in a tray.

Several slices of pie in a tray.

You can take the boy out of Birmingham, but you can't stop him from making balti pie!

04.03.2026 08:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still remember when the Shakespeares was at its peak and they somehow managed to get a cask of De Ranke XX Bitter ๐Ÿคฏ

01.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah....how boring.

01.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Also just to toot my own horn we sold out of both of these in days)

01.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I reckon I could have a good go at sourcing a keg of it. Maybe for next years Belgian Beer Week!

01.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha alas not. It was 2 bottles in a pint glass. We had Chimay 175 and a LE Duchesse Red this week though.

01.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want to know how rough my working weekend has been: I've just sank a pint of Rochefort 10.

01.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Harry Enfields shopkeeper character in front of a store sign that says "I saw you coming"

Harry Enfields shopkeeper character in front of a store sign that says "I saw you coming"

Stuck a Ruby Mild and a naughties pop punk playlist on last night, just in time for all the brewery folks who were working the craft beer festival to come in after work. They all said they'd be back tonight ๐ŸŽฃ

28.02.2026 12:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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News, nuggets and longreads 28 February 2026: Kairo Every Saturday we round up the best writing about beer from the past week. This time, weโ€™ve got Leeds, Manchester, Chicago and more.

GOOD MORNING! Here's the latest edition of news, nuggets and longreads, with good writing about beer and pubs from the past week. This time: drinking up north, the anti-sports bar, and the benefits of being weird. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ

boakandbailey.com/2026/02/news...

28.02.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a result!! Huge congratulations to the amazing Hannah Spencer - everyone in Gorton and Denton has just made history. This result shows @greenparty.org.uk can win anywhere, that the politics of hope can win over the politics of hate & there is no longer any such thing as a Labour safe seat ๐Ÿ’š

27.02.2026 07:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1694 ๐Ÿ” 269 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Thanks for the recommendation! I've added them to my books to keep a look out for!

26.02.2026 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A deep brown stew in the foreground with a bowl of fries and bread in the background.

A deep brown stew in the foreground with a bowl of fries and bread in the background.

I asked the chefs to make Carbonnade Flamande for Belgian Beer Week, and they really delivered.

Beef marinated over night in Bruges Zot Brun, browned off with lardon and then stewed with veg, served with frites. Insanely delicious.

26.02.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I've not! I am a relative newcomer to Orwell. I have only read Animal Farm and now Road to Wigan Pier. Down and out in Paris and London is next on the list.

26.02.2026 11:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A ridiculous car de-icer shaped like a belgian beer glass, with Kasteel 0.0% branding.

A ridiculous car de-icer shaped like a belgian beer glass, with Kasteel 0.0% branding.

what's the matter babe you've barely touched your Kasteel Rouge 0.0% de-icer?

26.02.2026 11:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pint of bass next to "The Road to Wigan Pier" by George Orwell.

A pint of bass next to "The Road to Wigan Pier" by George Orwell.

Pint and book no.2 of the week was a pint of Bass and George Orwell's Road to Wigan Pier. Bleak and prescient.

25.02.2026 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 130 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A copy of Golden Son by Pierce Brown on a table engraved with "the  Cumberland arms" there is also a pint of ale on the table.

A copy of Golden Son by Pierce Brown on a table engraved with "the Cumberland arms" there is also a pint of ale on the table.

Pint and Book no.1 this week has been Golden Son by Pierce Brown. The second book in the Red Rising Series and by far the better.

The pint was Allendale Brewery Vienna Pale which was ok if not unbalanced.

25.02.2026 07:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A CD titled Pub Piano Sing-A-Long.

A CD titled Pub Piano Sing-A-Long.

A CD rom produced by the AA called "Pubs&Inns in Britain"

A CD rom produced by the AA called "Pubs&Inns in Britain"

some absolute corkers in the chazzers of Whitley Bay today ๐Ÿ”ฅ

24.02.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pint of crisp beer looking over the Tyne

Pint of crisp beer looking over the Tyne

Undefeated pub experience.

23.02.2026 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A projector showing the ice hockey in a taproom.

A projector showing the ice hockey in a taproom.

Ice hockey on in the taproom.

When does the kissing start?

22.02.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0