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It took me until 2025 to realize that Peter Capaldi was in Lair of the White Worm.

Two Amazon prime trucks, backed up so their rear ends are almost touching

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

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New PR at the Red Cross today. I may not be lifting heavy or running fast, but BOY HOWDY am I good at bleeding.

TIL that Joe Biden is a woman ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I know there’s a gift or three I still need to get. BUT I CAN’T REMEMBER WHATTTT

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“‘Influencers’? Back in my day, we called them ‘famewhores’.”

Someone gave me a gift certificate to one of those float places. On a scale of 1 to what were you thinking, how bad an idea is it to take an edible, watch Altered States, then go for a float?

New fetish unlocked.

iMessage finally implemented “send later” and I take back every mean thing I said about you, boo 💙

"What do you think about the UHC CEO shooting?" is the new "Where were you on January 6th?"

Happy "Google Calendar finally has dark mode" day to all those who celebrate.

If you’re a USAA member, watch out for phishing emails - these fuckers are getting good. One of these is a legit account email, the other came from “info@quickmovers.gr”. Just a reminder, don’t click on shit.

The grim reaper pulling people out of a claw machine - captioned Henry Kissinger!!! Fucking Finally!

but at least it went out with a bang

The sad day we had to retire this meme.

A Wirecutter review of the hitachi magic wand vibrator.

Wirecutter’s Black Friday deals email is really delivering this year.

And now Whole Paycheck is cheaper than New Treasons. Times they are a-changing…

Just found out we’re boycotting New Seasons and honestly shocked y’all have been paying New Seasons prices all this time. I haven’t had New Seasons money since 2019?

And 50,000 BC is the best Shudder to Think album.

The weird hill I'm willing to die on is that Do to the Beast is the best Afghan Whigs' album.

Related, I spotted this brutalist surprise around the corner from my hotel in Puerto Escondido.

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Got back from Mexico last night.

Pro: BF met me at the airport with Ranch pizza.

Con: I forgot about The Long Dark.

I love Tool but it’s really not the right music to play during a massage.