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did i ever cross-post my pokemon AU stuff here
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'Utsurun Desu.: Kawauso Hawaii e Iku!!!' released on this day in 1992.

Based on a then-ongoing gag manga, and starring an "otter" named Kawauso-kun; your goal is to travel toward Hawaii, while bypassing all manner of oddball obstacles and mockeries of conventional game design.

Though frequently categorized as a "kusoge (shit game)," the game falls more in line with the "bakage (stupid game)" label.

It's a game which demands patience and skill in overcoming its obtuseness, where the rewards are genuinely amusing gags at the expense of genre tropes.

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

If someone with ADHD doesn't respond to you for days or even weeks, it isn't because they don't want to talk to you. They were in their Dragon Form

FOXES YouTube video by Red Means Recording

Me and @aran.pink wrote a song about foxes

I would love it if you would check it out and share it

Nothing bad can happen if you do

youtu.be/idJrErksNYk?...

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

Lick Up the Butter, You Dog! (3)

Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

this is the clearest black and white picture of how the US is fucked. illegal unprovoked war at the height of financial, healthcare and employment crises by a rogue pedophile president and it has 3/4ths approval from the "opposition" party.

stream chat informed me of this new incredible wojak

tbf I don't think this is deliberate spying, I think they just vibe-coded their Discord API interactions and it just requested everything from Discord instead of game invites only

So ARC Raiders is actual spyware: timothymeadows.com/arc-raiders-...

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!"

counterpoint!

the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

"Blurry Night" - my oil painting

"Walking Home" - my oil painting

It's truly fucking bleak.
I actually did do one other thing, which was check my notifications tab.
It was almost entirely requests for community notes moderation (which my account still has access to?) regarding Israel, Epstein, AI videos, and posts about blatant racism.

Click a link in a news article, get redirected to X.
See one of my friends that is, for some reason, still holding out over there retweeting furry porn from a known, irredeemable chud.
Below that, someone else I haven't talked to in years is arguing with a discourse bot.
I close The Everything App.

Our “we’re not grifters btw” post has many people asking questions answered by our “we’re not grifters btw” post

"How come I can't find a job at all, meanwhile this asshole gets to pull down seven figures using Stupid Autocorrect?"

It's like a little microcosm of how I feel about CEOs, generally. :)

You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

Never forget that this company-destroying boycott was started through the efforts of minority groups actually taking action by refusing to support a corporation that took NO TIME AT ALL to reverse their DEI policies the moment that doing so would benefit them.

It takes time, and commitment, to win.

angry dragon with impact font I NEVER want to take a tour of your new features

stop asking

Never get involved in a land war in Asia…while in 2 wars in South America…& bombing in Africa…& while threatening a territory of a European ally, a Caribbean nation, & the other two big countries in North America.