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David Klee

@kleegeek

Microsoft MVP. Self-proclaimed geek. Infrastructure & data enthusiast. Founder of Onyxpected Labs & Heraflux Technologies.

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Just caught wind of an ERP vendor that accidentall upgraded their live web app to the latest version instead of the preproduction testbed, and it introduced major bugs that are still not yet resolved. The ERP company responsed with... "Ooops."

05.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is it with today and people overreacting to #SQLServer vague monitoring tools?

02.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At what point do we start looking for some niche no-name email provider just so we aren't AWOL from cloud outages?

22.01.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the point of reporting an email as phishing if it can't even block subsequent emails from that account?

20.01.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Awwwww that would have been hilarious! There's so much potential!

08.12.2025 14:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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AI *can* be fun!

07.12.2025 19:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting. An HCI company wants a client to sign an NDA before they authorize connectivity to external storage. That doesn't quite pass the sniff test.

17.11.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When did ghosting via email in a corporate setting become commonplace?

10.11.2025 14:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember to watch the watchers. A different #SQLServer group at a mutual client was just caught adding an unauthorized index to a critical table. It caused cascading blocking and took down a critical system last night. This was after it was stressed to NOT make changes without ISV written approval.

31.10.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't cloud XaaS supposed to be pay by consumption? Why would a cloud provider set an artificial limit far too low to be usable, then you need to beg them to increase the limit so you can actually use it as intended?

29.10.2025 13:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time for a better avatar.

20.10.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I've had an easier time buying cars than buying a simple clothes washer.

02.10.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I love how certain 'sponsored' posts at tech sites have comments disabled.

30.09.2025 20:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's pretty amazing how insistent the OS vendors are at pushing AI-driven nonsense down our throats... I don't need your AI app pinned to my desktop, launch bar, anything.

22.09.2025 14:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Arguing with an ISV who has a database design that needs significant optimization is almost a hobby at this point…

05.09.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Home tech labs are awesome.

04.09.2025 23:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else want to unleash a box of pit vipers on spammers who end unsolicited emails with "if you'd like to unsubscribe, just reply back with 'bubblegum shoelace blah blah blah"?

21.08.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

For science.

08.08.2025 13:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hey! That tool you built for your consulting that you've spent a decade improving that saves us hours and provides serious insights into our servers... Can I have a copy free of charge so we don't have to call you any more?"

... Nope.

07.08.2025 17:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People in IT, are you seeing that people in our field are just getting increasingly nasty and rude in day-to-day stuff? Or is it just me?

14.07.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Independent consultants out there, don't forget that you can say 'no' if it's the right thing to do.

13.07.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally found a good can of hair goo to keep this mop in place

24.06.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's something surreal about watching a company spend a significant amount of staff time to make a platform change because an AI model says a piece of hardware should be running faster than it is (or can).

16.06.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love irony. I just got a report of someone rebuilding a #SQLServer monitoring tool's deadlock tracking table because... of... deadlocks.

03.06.2025 14:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Due to the poor state of the (paved) roads here, I actually aired down the tires to make a drive to the store today.

10.05.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

... and.... "ready, fire, aim" is also not how to approach IT issues

07.05.2025 13:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing *something* when an IT system is acting odd is rarely the *right* thing to do.

30.04.2025 16:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.04.2025 13:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One strategic #SQLServer covering index took a critical report from 1.25h @ 990MB/s I/O reads to just 78 milliseconds. I can live with that.

05.04.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ISV quoted a client of mine $2k to add a date filter on a four-line #SQLServer delete query. This ten-second task is on me. No charge.

02.04.2025 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0