donโt worry. youโre exactly where you should be in life. because youโve made poor choices.
@foxy99
๐งฟ runs with pixy stix ๐งฟ pour prendre congรฉ ๐งฟ personne รขgรฉe terrible de ciel bleu ๐งฟ esperto in macchine da scrivere manuali ๐งฟ sรคnger, Bukkake Mukbang ๐งฟ hypnogogic public speaker ๐งฟ He/Him/Brisรฉe
donโt worry. youโre exactly where you should be in life. because youโve made poor choices.
*Betty Rubble laugh
when i was younger i thought there would be heaps more bustles in my hedgerow ๐
A metaphor for the US government in its entirety.
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@hyapatialee.bsky.social It is with profound sorrow that we bid farewell to Chester Nez, the last of the first 29 Navajo men who created a code from their language that stumped the Japanese in World War II, has passed away of kidney failure.
I wish I could remember the first time I saw a caterpillar.
so Iran has apparently knocked out and destroyed / disabled to some extent two U.S. THAAD batteries
This is a massive deal. Aside from the expense, this is not a weapon system we just have a ton of lying around. You don't replace these easily.
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The ironic thing about vegan dishes is that they pair really well with meat
Also going to be a HUGE info scoops for enemies with deep pockets and a rapidly scalable industrial base, to know what they need to do to outperform the US military now.
Wait a minute, is that the vinyl banana seat on my 1970s 3speed bike?
Never get involved in a land war in Asiaโฆwhile in 2 wars in South Americaโฆ& bombing in Africaโฆ& while threatening a territory of a European ally, a Caribbean nation, & the other two big countries in North America.
Watch this.
19 minutes and $12 to get meds at a public Chinese hospital. Without insurance.
As we slash Medicaid to start unnecessary wars and cut taxes for the rich. ๐บ๐ธ
We should all be so much angrier than we are. It doesnโt have to be this way. #MedicareForAllNOW
I went to a hibachi place last night and told a couple of dad jokes to the chef and he laughed but I could see in his eyes he wanted to stab me, and frankly I donโt blame him
big ass owl in a bare tree
same owl, not very good close up
went to do laundry, heard hooting in the twilight, looked up, and
A Reddit ad for a men's rectal sex toy promising better prostate health. MAHA
Now I'm worried I'm not sticking enough stuff into my butt
You should try my patentedยฉ๏ธ Tuesday evening boiling hot bath prior to sleep. My flesh is falling off in shards like autumn leaves on a brisk day; why, itโs so wonderfully relaxing.
Hold still! Iโm giving you excellent advice!
Iโve never seen it. Not really keen to either as Iโm not sure adding more violence is something Iโm up for in my own personalized entertainment cornucopia. Trying to be as zen as possible.
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Mr. Richson, a Racine, WI based Sales Manager who loves disc golf and off-road ATV recreation could not be reached for comment.
Mary Katherine Gallagher, sniffing her fingers
โAccidentallyโ got a little fuel on my fingers at the pump
Liam Neeson: โฆ.I've lost me train of thought.
Kidnapper: If I'm looking for a ransom, you don't have any money, what you do have are a particular set of skills...
Thatโs enough news for. Ever.
I hope my vague references confuse you.
Itโs so weird how Iโm the only one who has correct takes yet everyone hates me.
Colin from What We Do In The Shadows sitting in a chair saying you know, a burrito is just a rolled up taco, a tostada is an unfolded taco, and nachos are broken tacos. It's all tacos.
#TacoTuesdayButHonestlyAnyDayIsAGoodDayForTacosWhoAreWeKidding
Well, we had a, a run.
ate two chocolate croissants and am going to wear the remnants staining my face and hands all the way to yoga as a dare to somebody to point it out