sounds like a skill issue ngl

any preferred location or can I just eat you up?

There’s a game based on this theme, where you run a buisness of taming and training good little slut slaves. It’s quite fun.

Look at your eyes rolling up in your head… someone’s found their true purpose in life. It’s great that you’ve found an occupation you can be passionate about; serving your alien masters as a good little toy

I’m always warm, it’s my pleasure to share it with others

“Ready to be picked up at your convenience”

The decade-long fights against NIMBYs for things like the Sepulveda Transit Corridor show why it’s so hard to get anything done in the US. All the political courage doesn’t help you when you’ve gotta spend years building up environmental reviews even before the lawsuits.

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oh you’re out of my age range too lol, doesn’t mean we can’t flirt.

Maybe if you PUT ON SOME GODDAMN CLOTHES, BOI!?!

no don’t I was kidding on my way with a blanket rn

in my experience the shirts with the softest fabric often have the printing fall off first :(

hmmm… maybe I should travel into your arms instead

darn, there goes my devious plan to convince you to travel into my arms…

wait, no storms? ever? that means no snow! and no snowmen! how do you live like that!

yummy fingies

the only correct response to a nation on the grips of a vast storm is to get warm and cozy under the covers, ideally with someone soft and/or warm

rants and tangents as well as hornyposting is what keeps me coming back. only hornyposting and one gets tired

your wrists are so smol next to his

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@labeler-lists.bsky.social has some lists;

theres also a website, but i think some of those are out of date. blueskydirectory.com/labelers/all

then allow me to get in there

a man stands in front of a giant robot with lightning coming out of it Alt: a little guy stands in front of a giant robot with lightning coming out of it

Okay then, playing with you will be very fun, little guy! 🤺

again, blowing your top… you sure you wanna fight right now? I’m a pretty big guy…

you seem awful exposed for someone who’s cozy in freezing weather… you waiting for someone to join you there?

Blasting your sword already? talk about a hair trigger… you still able to fight after that?

⚔️ my sword is bigger 😈⚔️

sword fight?

labeling services are the coolest thing about Bluesky. like, @pronouns.diy (super cool). And @khronos.world (for time zones). I’m addicted to them and will judge you for not using them.

Crazy that you have tats in this picture but no others… it’s incredible. How’d you get them removed so fast? Who’s your artist?

good morning handsome! do you want me to help dry you off?

got it, I’m going to pick you up and throw you down on that lovely bed

I love your fishnet top! The skulls over the rainbow arm warmers are just 🤩

oh and yeah I guess I am a bit naughty sometimes