Tom

Yea, maybe not yet though.

I know you’re joking, but how would Ricketts know that Sammy was involved before these files got released?

Seems to me…

Or, get the union then negotiate for the tickets!

The anxiety would ruin this for me. The fear of getting into the airport and seeing a long line at TSA. Anything could mess it up, but if you can pull it off, more power to you.

They had a bunch of EASY drops.

I’m good for one zinger a month.

At the Antifa meeting, they said they’re changing ach vendors again.

Also hot milfs in your area.

Jonah Jackson getting after dudes in the secondary. Swift would’ve gotten twice as many yards if he knew how to follow his lead blockers.

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

“The best part was when he gave me my money.”

Lmeo gotem

If you had the chance, would you do it all over again?

Zero effort is still more effort than Jim Breuer.

Live fast eat ass.

It’s always from the mortgage company too so you think there’s a problem with your payment.

I saw the lead singer make out with a random dude on stage in Evanston.

This is ESPN garbage.

Years after this song was a hit, Joe Jackson came out as gay. So the woman in question probably went out with the other dude who wasn’t gay.

My daughter stopped calling it “hairinara” for some reason.

Did it end up being a good bears game? There’s a lot of bears games I’ve watched that I wish I had a broken tv for.

breaking news?

Does the next text ask you for money to a political campaign? They’re disappointed that you haven’t been donating weekly?

“He can hit, let me tell ya he can hit, him and this other guy? Yea they could hit. He can barrel it, but yea he can hit, let me tell ya”

I think Nick Madrigal got thrown out at home a lot last year. Is there a way to look this up?

Almost took Sal Bass’s uber in DC.

Samsung has a similar feature on their TVs.

What if Rob Manfred is responsible for ex-communicating the cardinals from the MLB?

Shoutout to Matt Szczur. Hell of a story with him.