Hidden Beef Village

key art of baiken from guilty gear xrd with the text, 'i'm not unemployed it's called being a ronin' overlaid

ff8

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

>:(

@leafhoppervx.bsky.social

AVGN Lester The Unlikely screencap with Windows 15 edited over the bag of shit with Lester The Unlikely 5 written on it

Windows 12 is an AI riddled subscription mess
Windows 13 you can't even get past the welcome screen, it just pops up a copilot tab instead
Windows 14 doesn't even work at all: it just bricks your hardware
Windows 15 isn't even an operating system: it's a bag of shit that says Windows 15 on it!

James Bond seeing all those baroque, pristine fruit arrangements while speeding through the streets of Istanbul in his Aston Martin or whatever

tbf i have not played nearly every entry so a lot of this would be new

today I was reminded that the anniversary of 012 Dissidia was this week and now i'm sad

square's gotta answer for the things they've done to my favorite series

I could take the bullet for you

we're so back

it's still great and cheesy

make a snack and dig in

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

My main issue with Bluesky, other than the "so you hate waffles" posters, is that not enough news / update accounts moved over from Twitter, when that's what I used twitter for.

There can be 100 tweets on a topic on twitter, but the first person to post about it on bluesky could be hours later.

Shadowboxing

I scared a burglar who came into my home by pushing his gun away from my face and saying "c'mon, that's not funny"

[cryptkeeper voice]

Oh, apologies, my ghoulish guests, I didn't see you come in. See I was too busy playing games on my SCREAM deck

Rule number one of being incredibly lazy at work is that if you find a way to automate your tasks you never say that in a place your boss can see or hear which is why, even by their own terms, people that won't shut up about LLM coding are dumb as rocks. "Yeah, that was all me man" is what you say.

I remember in HS I had a smash bros tournament at my house and I was like y’all better wash y’all ass before coming in here. Not finna have my parents house smelling like wide open ass.

I scared a burglar who came into my home by pushing his gun away from my face and saying "c'mon, that's not funny"

thinking about how a modern day Resident Evil Outbreak would almost certainly do well because those games are genuinely just what the kids now are calling friendslop. its like the same kind of game. capcom please.

you try and punch a fly and it laughs at you

wait huh

Kids really will pretend to be adults to unlock parental controls on their Nintendo consoles.

I know this because I had to talk to those kids.

The image is a 4 panel black and white comic Panel 1 - A person is looking down at their phone, saying "Hey google, [Yes or No question]?" Panel 2- Four people representing the search results arrive, in order of left to right answering, "5 Myths about-" "No" "Yes" and "Featured paid for article" Panel 3- With the group still standing there, the person then says to their phone, "Hey Reddit..." Panel 4- Two more people show up to the right, one answering "It depends" and the smaller text reading "*slur*"

Ough

Ohhhh

DON'T WORRY GUYS THOUGH EVO YAHOO YIPPEE CITY OF THE WOLVES SNK ALLLL RIGHT KENSHIRO IS DLC

Shit they gave him raging storm?

All these recent live services crashing as soon as they came out reminds me how in mid to late 7th gen everyone wanted a piece of the WoW pie so all these startups with industry veterans at the helm would risk it all and made a MMO their first project thinking they would be one of the lucky few.