@toastedrice
An alt, for better and worse. NSFW. Recovering academic. If you know me offline, I’d advise leaving. Prefer not to interact with people under 24 on here. Always open to noodle soup recipes (any cuisine). Snap @zibbzabb. 36 MD
Generations aren’t real Generations aren’t real Generations aren’t real Generations aren’t real Generations aren’t real Generations aren’t real Generations aren’t real Generations aren’t
I need a good kisser
Cuties!
Just me and my dick tonight
I need to swallow some cum or I might die, please donare
Happy #FCF 😇👉👈
Shirtless me in a hammock
🦝 🦝 🦝
Think if someone fucked my face I would feel better
Me
One day I’ll pull down my pants again
Giving a bit of face 🤪 4/9
hola from the nobu hotel in mexico 😘
I feel very seen.
Not us broadcasting to the world that we are submissive and kidnappable.
It occurs to me, living alone, that I probably need to find a person to share my location with just in case.
I feel like I’m at the point where the fabrics I’m motivated to buy are pretty predictable. These fabric store employees have clocked my very narrow interests.
Floppy, greased up, and fat on this #fcf
The really unfortunate side effect of not buying snacks so you don’t overeat snacks is that then there are no snacks when you want a snack.
Pole pic number 1
Pole pic number 2
Here, have some pole from the vault
The amount of energy this optometrist just went through to try and soften the implication that I basically need bifocals, you would have thought they were preparing to tell me that the test results came back and it’s terminal.
Midnight bus stop
I confirmed that he meant he just got back inside with his dog, but the way this message broke me for a second.
Awaiting the snow. Hmu on snap.
I just accidentally stepped on my dog’s tail *on her birthday* so tbh I probably deserve to be shot
There’s a cumdump pup hosting near me, where his husband is there to blow people and essentially be the fluffer for the cumdump, and honestly I think that’s beautiful.
Brandt's Ethically Sourced Boys
International Boy Union - Local 1 (Brandt Division)
Brandt and Boy and Boy and Boy and Boy and Boy
Sacred Order of Brandt
it’s one thing if you don’t want kids (I don’t) but hating them is a huge red flag
Here’s the birthday girl. It took her five minutes to destroy her present.
